People get so crazy!

The Moon, for sure gets people going!

Women hate to hear it and sometimes hate to admit it, but when they are experiencing 'the curse' they can simply become insane! Like Werewolves!

"When I was 19, I came home from college and stayed the night at my boyfriend's house. His parents were sleeping, and we wanted to have sex. We decided to do it as far away from their bedroom as possible: in the downstairs bathroom, which had no windows. The bathroom, which was completely white, was too glaring and bright, so we turned off the lights, which made it completely black, but also sort of fun. Like any sexually healthy and experimental college kids, we had sex on the floor, the (closed) toilet, the sink ?- on every surface in the bathroom. Then I became conscious of how unusually wet things felt. When we turned on the lights, it looked like a scene from a horror movie. There was blood everywhere! It was gory. My boyfriend and I spent the next hour scrubbing the entire bathroom clean."
--Hannah, 30

Read "Period Horror Stories: Tales of Bloodshed" for all the fun!

Something sad was discovered today as I randomly hit links to this page's Archive. Every page that popped up was some post I had made saying how bad I felt, or how sick I was...

Try It!

It must suck being me.

The American Cinematheque had a fantastic showing of the film "Bangkok" in the historic Hollywood Egyptian Theatre. I had a blast seeing old friends I haven't seen in years!

Here's the lil' short I did about the event in glorious mp4 video as well, enjoy!

As you may well know, I'm a world renown voice-over artist and receive numerous offers everyday to audition for clients around the globe.

It's fun and rewarding!

There's nothing like making money with your mouth, or rather making money with your voice...

Anyway, for years now I have created guided meditation and hypnosis audio for myself and friends. These little golden audio treats have helped me calm my active mind, allowed me to drift off to sleep and have dreams that make my waking life more pleasant and profitable.

I have decided to make these guided meditations and affirmations available to the public, here is just a small sample of what you will hear on my hypnosis CDs.

Listen to this mp3 Audio Sample!

Stay tuned to this website to find out how you can get your own personal Jerry Lentz Hypnosis and Guided Meditation CD!

I wish I could write more...

I read about these old pulp fiction writers from back in the day like, Walter B. Gibson who could crank out a compelling novel in four days!

Four days!

He would have to rest awhile after finishing because his fingers cracked and bled.

Thinking about my favorite writers, I wonder how happy they really were in their personal lives? It can't be fun to be in a relationship with someone that lives behind a closed door and can't be disturbed while trying to create and beat the deadline.

Cornell Woolrich and H.P. Lovecraft never seemed to leave their rooms even between writing.

Yet, Walter B. Gibson loved being around people and made the time!

I have no excuse for not cranking out a novel a day, for I have few friends to disturb me. No one ever calls me. And I'm overflowing with ideas.

Thoughts in the back of my mind put these hurdles and obstacles in front of me, that fool me into thinking; I need absolute quiet, I need a cabin in the woods, I need no distractions...

On and on, around in my head until I'm tired, too tired to write and then depressed because I haven't.

A pal went shopping with me for Birthday presents and we discovered that you can't buy an iTunes gift card with a credit card.

What is that all about?

You have to use a credit-card when you buy a tune online?

I saw an American Express gift card on the same rack and wondered if you could use an American Express card to purchase it. Didn't get a chance to find out, because I don't have an American Express card.

Made an mp3 of the audio from the DVD of, "The Secret" so I can play it looped in my iTunes and listen with my headphones on to the soothing messages as I drift off to sleep.

I can't imagine how many times it's played over and over and embedded itself in my subconscious, but the basic message is, "The Law of Attraction" so what ever you focus on, the universe will provide that for you.

Never in my life have I thought about large amounts of money in my possession more than I have these past few weeks listening to this "Secret" audio.

I should have more money than King Solomon's mines by now!

I wish I had a cubicle job, now!

Dang, You know I'd bust some spud in some somebitch's ass!

I was a witness (via audio/screaming in the parking garage) to a murder in the apartment complex I was visiting.

Rock dude kills Girlfriend's ex-dude, band more popular than ever!

It's all over the News!

Rock Music does hurt people, Rock People hurt people!

The band, Mest was even the profile song on my Myspace page for a few days... That's so random!

Never let your ex-girlfriend date a musician! Cause her man may kill you in a parking garage!

I've become addicted to the House Spicy Chicken at Pick Up Stix!

I love when they call my number, "Numba Sissy Nigh!"

Strangely, with my illness, it's the only thing my stomach seems to hold down without throwing up, or shooting out of my ass like a Roman Candle.

I'm starting a couple new diets that was suggested by two people that think they are Doctors. One of the diets is called, "The Bratz Diet" and I think it stands for; Bread, Rice, Applesauce, Toast, and Zuccini. Then you get a big head, big eyes and dress like a teen slut like those dolls, I guess.

Then there's "The Secret Diet" based on the bestselling book and I think it's Soup, Eggs, Cheese, Radish, Endive and Turnips... I don't remember if that's right, or not. But if you are focused on being fat, you'll never lose weight!

You must be grateful for being a tubby bitch, then the Universe will reward you with a smoking hot body!

Soon, my Diet Book will be available!

My recording studio is coming along swell!

Got a new headset and built in microphone to record various projects that are being sent to me. Checkout some new demos I have at my other site The Voice in Your Head!

I had to chase down some adapters and plugs, so while I was at Guitar Center I saw the Moog Little Phatty and played with it a bit. I love it so much, I want to marry it!

I could make some cool soundtracks to my little movies!

But then, it might sound like bad 70s porn...

I like to read on the internet! I read a lot! That takes up a bit of my time. If you see me with my laptop, chances are, I'm reading something.

Here's some stuff I read:

Horror is bad for us, again?

Daywatch!!! "Chalk of Life?" Did he really say that?

I love this movie, though I have yet to see it.

300 Ab Exercise!

He sleeps with his dogs!

I voted for Pedro, too!

I'll miss Pedro!

Fry said, What?

Stephen Fry Rocks!

Home Theatre I WANT!!!

Green like Jackie Chan!

Dolemite's my nigga!

Bogdanovich in Smoking Gun!

This is so sad, I was just enjoying the talk he gave on the Film Forum Podcast for "Targets" he was so entertaining.

Art Bell loves pizza, too!
 
..."Bangkok" will screen at the American Cinematheque march 29th 7:30pm

I needed to brush my teeth after seeing this version of "300!"

Gonna rant a bit here, sorry in advance...

Have a lot of links here. I like to link. I read a lot of online stuff. Do they all link back? Not at all. Very few. I mean, I know the big corporate sites won't, but I have links to some obscure little blogs and they can't find it in themselves to reciprocate. I will be deleting links soon and only keeping those that link back.

Was going to cover a little event for some of the stations I'm on, get some audio and video from a book signing with a marginal at best performer who has written about how to succeed as brilliantly as she has... Anyway, she blew me off through her PR as saying she didn't like the "Questionable Videos" in my past. Huh? Like what? She knows how to handle the press. Nice, watch how I will spend my upcoming free time posting bad reviews on Amazon.com, blogs, maybe I'll make a podcast about her...

The medication I'm on has side affects for the exact problems I'm trying to cure! How will I know when I'm better?

If I'm upset with the behavior of a friend, I usually just avoid them for awhile because I know time passes and maybe they are just going through something. However, these same people will go out of their way to be around me and express their opinions about my behavior. Sometimes they believe they are perfect because I rarely let them know how annoying they are.

There!

When I was a teen, I wanted to be like Jean-Luc Godard, then in my 20s Hitchcock, but now more than ever I'd like be a Claude Chabrol and hang out with actresses like these!

Oh and of course do good work and make great films, too!

Watched, "The Secret" DVD and it's pretty fun!

It's like some new genre, I can't place it...

Non-fiction Sci-Fi or something, but I dig it! I already feel my life changing!

I'm making plans to sit down once a week and make a cut out collage picture of the things I want out of life. Remember, James Caan's picture in "Thief" that he kept in his wallet and would visualize over?

Remember Jamie Foxx in "Collateral" and the island postcard he meditated over?

Hey, Those are both Michael Mann films!

Maybe Mann does it too! Maybe Mann knows The Secret and this is how he gets his movies made!

In "The Secret" DVD there is a story about a guy how carries a little rock in his pocket so that anytime he touches it, he'll be reminded to be grateful about something. One day an African guy that was staying with him see his rock and asks about it. Then the African guy goes home and finds that his son is dying from a rare disease and emails the guy about sending him some rocks. Turns out the African guy starts selling the rocks for $10 each to help raise funds and get medical help to his kid!

I'm thinking out selling my parasite!

Who knows, maybe there's more than one! Maybe I can breed them! Sell them off like kittens!

I'm telling you, "The Secret" DVD works! I'm getting so many great money making ideas already!

The "name my parasite" contest is in full swing!

One reader picked the name, Norman Bates, but I'm not sure why...

But the weirdest thing happened, I had a horrible dream about "Psycho!" I remembered this when I received the email!

It wasn't about the motel, it was about the Bates House. I could, if I had a pair of strong binoculars see the Bates House from where I am living.

The dream was like I was floating or it was a steadycam shot like in, "The Shining" moving down hallways and corridors. It started in the attic and moved down stairs over dead bodies rotting and some that were still twitching.

Finally, it ends in the cellar with Mommy Bates in the rocker with empty eye sockets and Norman Bates walks in to tell me, "It's so sad, Doctors said it was a worm in an apple."

Worm? Parasite?

I know the house must represent my body, the corridors my colon...

Strange how the mind works.

There's still time to get your Winning parasite name in!

It Pays To Win!

Happy St. Patty's Day!

I didn't realize it was coming up so I didn't plan anything. I didn't get any new Green clothes to wear. Didn't write any limmericks.

Two friends both tried to find a McDonald's that had Shamrock Shakes and they were told they didn't have them any more... Is that right? Has times changed THAT much?

Is nothing sacred?

My eyes are Green, so that gets me out of pinching, but the drugs I'm taking are changing my urine to a slight greenish tint... Is that healthy?

I wonder if I'm changing on a cellular level?

What is happening to me genetically?

I dreampt I became a shrinky-dink person like in "Phantasm" and I was all evil and I kept splitting and dividing like bacteria until I was legion.

Was all sweaty when I woke up.

Gross!

I can't help it, I'm sick!

My head is throbbing and pounding!

Will be feeling better soon, because I will be watching a DVD of "The Secret" and I'm ready for my life to be changing.

Started taking my new antibiotics and my stomach is cramping, but I know something powerful is at work. There are so many things I want to tell you, but I can't right now. Just wait a little bit!

Names are pouring in from smart and funny people around the world who want to win at naming my parasite!

What name are you adding? I will collect all the names and pull the winning name out of the toilet bowl! Hurry and get your Winning name in!

After numerous visits to the hospital, after a battery of tests on my blood, after a humiliating week of stool samples...

...the test results point almost conclusively to the fact that in my colon, I am a carrier of a parasite!

Instead of being freaked out, a strange and soothing calm cascaded over me. I've decided to name this parasite. Make friends with this being living inside me. I will try to communicate with it. I will try to discover its wants, its needs and its goals.

The clock is ticking!

I've been prescribed two highly potent antibiotics and if all communications with the parasite fail, it will unfortunately have to be eradicated.

Your job dear friends, is to find the perfect name for my parasite!

I will post the 10 best names and then we can draw the winner from that list.

Finding the perfect space in which to live is pretty hard, however I have decided to go small rather than to expand into something large and unaffordable.

I really like this House!

It's just one room, so I need a couch that becomes a bed and a recliner that has a toilet seat, like that guy in the film, "Idiocity."

Leaning back in my soft recliner typing away at my latest novel, I can look out the sliding glass door and see deer foraging for food in the wooded valley.

When I need to hit the road for either a book tour or speaking at a film festival, I can take my cargo van also installed with living amenities like, satellite TV, lights, digital video cameras, desktop editing system and pull out green screen backdrop...

Oh, and a bed!

Everyone is so into that, "300" I haven't seen it yet.

Saw the lines for it. Nothing about it pulls me in... Am I so far out of it's demographic?

Not into Gladiator movies. Not into wrestling. Not into movies made out of Graphic Novels. Not into sweaty guys in tight little leather shorts with their tight hardened bodies all tight and stuff... AND I'm not into that color scheme, what is that one color, Copper?

Maybe, I'll see it when it airs on SPIKE TV and I'm alone in my darkened space with my hummus and pita bread chips and my Masters of the Universe Halloween Costume and my scented body oils...

Nah, give me Mario Bava's "Hercules in the Haunted World" instead!

Saw this movie with my brothers at the State Drive-In in Kansas City and was so scared seeing Christopher Lee, flying monsters, trippy colors and mouths that didn't move to the words spoken. I so want to see it now after all these years!

Sometimes it makes one feel better to return to the things you enjoyed as a child!

Thanks for all the wonderful letters you all sent trying to cheer me up, with me being sick and all!

Assholes!

Not a single email!

Whatever...

I can't wait to feel better and see this movie!

LOVE the poster, but it seemed so familiar and I finally placed it!

Can't wait until you're sitting in front of me and I sneeze all over you! See if I feel sorry for you when you're sick!

Ahh, SHUT UP! I'm drinking Jagermeister!

I think this is a strange coincidence!

I was getting ready to see a triple feature at the “Grindhouse” movie fest that has invaded the New Beverly Cinema and have been hand picked by Quentin Tarantino and play till April 30th.

I stopped by to drop a car off at George Barris' garage. I was checking out the Dragula under the tarp and looked up at the poster covered wall in the garage and saw this poster!

One of the flicks I was to see a few hours later!

"The Van!"

Click the pic for a close up!

Isn't that kinda weird?

I thought it was.

It's a sign!

I think it either means, I'm meant to see, "The Van" or that I'm going to live in a van.

Saw one of the best monster movies I've ever seen!

Bong Joon-ho is one of my favorite filmmakers and this is South Korea's biggest film!

"The Host" has disgusting special effects, archery, lil' kids getting eaten, Americans portrayed very badly, a dysfunctional family, laugh out loud funny moments, silliness, scares and bits where I got choked up. Oh, and a huge ugly monster!

You really went to see, "300?"

Dude, get your ass over to see, "The Host" you will thank me!

Also, if you liked, "Zodiac" you'll love Bong Joon-ho's "Memories of Murder" also a true crime story about a serial killer. It's frightening and heartbreaking, too.

Click the 666 Keys and see what I saw in the parking garage next to Hooters in Burbank!

It rocked!

I wondered if it was a PC and what would happen if it "crashed?"

Bet it took a lot of work and hot glue!

Don't you feel bad for me? Just look how sick and in pain I am!

Spent the last few days in the Hospital waiting for Doctors to examine me, but I occupied my time by reading Sidney Sheldon's "The Other Side of Me."

This may be one of the best memoirs that I ever read! I've never read a Sidney Sheldon book before. He did it all; wrote screenplays, wrote Broadway plays, created television shows like "Patty Duke" and "I Dream of Jeannie" and all of those best-selling books!

I could not put it down. Except when I had to supply a stool sample.

He never gives up, even though he suffered from manic depression, bipolar disorder and back pain. It's very inspiring.

Julie, my nurse saw the book and went off on me.

"Oh my, I loved that man's books! I was so sad to hear he died! I've read everything by him!"

She went on to tell me about how I'd like "The Doomsday Conspiracy" because it's got UFOs in it! I tried to find it at Borders and Barnes and Noble, but no luck. Maybe I'll go to the library once I feel better.

Don't you think it's time you write me a letter? I'm not feeling well and I need to hear from you! Hurry, before it's too late!

Been having the strangest dreams!

One was about a crease, or wrinkle between my eyebrows that grew deeper and deeper until it clearly lead into the dark of my brain, or mind. The skin on my forehead began twisting inward like a Black hole was sucking from inside my head.

My 3rd Eye?

Please don't interpret, I can't take the criticism.

Another one was about my mind splitting into different personalities and demanding control over different organs and sections of my body and bartering for usage.

Finally, my brain broke apart and the pieces burrowed under my skin to locate themselves in the areas they now controlled.

You know I don't feel well! Leave me alone!

Can't get "Zodiac" out of my head!

The killings early in the film disturbed me to no end. I haven't been as scared as I was from those scenes in a film in a long time. It just makes me think how numbed we are to bad movie and Tee Vee show violence where we don't care about charactors. Here I was, so quickly, too, caring for these people.

One scene had me remembering a time years back when a beat up Black pickup pulled up next to me at a light about 3AM with two scary cowboys and the driver yelling to me that my tire was dangerously low and that they'd be happy to pump it up with their portable air tank.

I didn't believe them and took off.

That terrifying night came flooding back to me watching the film.

I saw a trailer for another horrifying film I can't wait to see called, "Maxed Out." A film about debt, addiction, suicides, ruined lives and, ultimately, the disappearance of the American middle class due to credit cards.

I went to the opening of David Fincher's "Zodiac" at the Cinerama Dome!

It was going to be shown in a 2K Digital Video Projection (or something like that, I dunno) They announced there was a technical problem, so we just saw it on regular old film. Not 2K, but Special K, I suppose.

Author of "Zodiac" and numerous books, Robert Graysmith's three children who helped him solve the mystery are each portrayed in the film by a child actor. I attended the screening with them.

It's one of the best films I've seen this year!

This is the place I hungout at on Oscar Night!

I'm a huge fan of this lady and thought it'd be hopping, but it was all take out orders on this big night.

Just watched, "The Departed" and thought of Martin Scorsese and "Raging Bull."

If you like your girls Thai, then you'll love my friend Aaron's wife Sow, she's awesome!

She's funny, cute, smart and silly!

She always makes me laugh and with Aaron around it's non-stop fun!

This movie is about the day we all went to eat and then hit a mall in Thousand Oaks to goof around. My ribs hurt the next day from laughing.

Tornadoes scare me! I was in one in Kansas City when I was a lil' kid and my mother and I were almost killed. Strangely, I've been so fascinated with them as well.

Dreams featuring tornadoes come to me quite a bit.

I was watching the News and saw a story about the one that hit Alabama and saw a town where I used to live. I had to write one of my dearest friends, Jerome Jackson. He and I were roommates. We worked for the same radio station Q-97. We were best friends. He was an Elvis Impersonator!

See for yourself, I'm not kidding!

Jerry:
Jerome, I just heard about the tornadoes. Are you guys okay? Let me know.

Jerome:
Everyone's OK. Mama was driving a school bus at the time, but at a different school in Enterprise. I don't know if I told you, she's a school bus driver now. Sharon, who manages a convenient store in Enterprise, had a close call. Her store sign exploded and she saw a car moved across the parking lot. It's pretty sad. You may remember, that's the high school you and I went to see that talent show. One of the funniest nights of my life. Anyway, last word is that 15 were killed. This morning they're saying 5. My brother in-law is helping with the search... he says they're still students trapped under the rubble. Oh by the way...Sharon said it didn't sound like a train... just a loud roar. So all those rednecks you see in other parts of the country describing their tornado experience don't really know what a train sounds like.

Talk to you soon,

Jerome

The talent show he was talking about has to be the single funniest night of my life! A night filled with kids putting on shows and not knowing where the edge of the stage was. Every act included kids stepping off into the pit. A kid, a younger brother to some performer thought it was so funny he threw up from laughing!

Well, that school was just destroyed by the storm.

Money is pouring down on me from the ceiling!

I step outside and it falls from the sky!

First, it was paper money, large bills, then as I got more and more excited, Gold coins and Gold bars fell from the clouds knocking me out. I was hospitalized.

Then a crowd took all the cash laying around, but I know I can get more!

Cause I got the book The Secret! I don't sweat life's troubles, cause I also use Secret deodorant!