I wasn't going to go to any of the old places I used to eat when I lived here!

I wanted to start right off and find new places and not get in the habit, or rut of eating at the same old places.

Well, I was hungry and tomorrow I start my month long Fast again, so I was thinking and thinking of a nice place to end this month's food intake. I couldn't come up with anything...

My stomach was getting noisier and noisier, finally, I just climbed in the car and began driving around, but where I now live there's nothing that visually stands out as a good place to stop for good food.

Well, I ended up at Roman's...

I used to eat there everyday!

Now I'm here again. Oh well...

Just for the day and that's it!

Tomorrow it's cayenne Pepper and Maple Syrup! Yay!

I slept so deep and sound!

I may have been in a coma. Like a great workout my muscles are sore.

Thinking of taking some workout classes now that I'm in Hollywood. There's one that is not in a gym, but out in various parks. Outside. It might be a way for me to meet new people!

Just typing this last sentence makes my back ache.

Best to get right back on that horse while my muscles are sore.

Keep the workout going!

Fuck you Fresno! I'm outa here!

Steve took this photo as we hit the road. My car loaded down and his truck full of everything I own.

What defines me as a man is in two vehicles.

The trip when really fast as we both talked with walkie-talkies he bought for snow skiing. I had some three way conversations as I talked with my brother in Missouri on cellphone as Steve chimed in on the radio.

Stopping off at McDonalds to pee I lost my wallet. I was really scared. I told Steve I found it on the seat of my car, but I actually found it on the pavement next to my door in the parking lot. I was covered in sweat over that. Loosing my money and identity would be horrible at this or any stage in my life.

We got to my new place and unloaded the junk. One of the last things out was my Inversion Table and boy was I ready to hang upside down and relax my spine and vertebrae. My back has been hurting so bad!

I wish I always had Vicidin on hand.

Unpacking some toiletries I found some NyQuil. I took a few swigs and hit the bed!

Liquid painkiller!

Seems some people are just now realizing I'm leaving for Hollywood.

E-mails and Myspace postings are coming in trying to schedule dinners and get togethers. I'd like to but, I'm not one for sad goodbyes. I would like the free food, though!

A couple of desperate acts of kindness from nice people left a couple of gifts on my front doorstep.

Great! More things to pack.

Aaron's dad also gave me some things like a number one issue of a Dick Tracy comicbook and some bedsheets, both from a time when Hitler was still alive he told me.

There are so many boxes of things I have that I'd like to get rid of... Well, I'd like to keep them if I had a mansion like Charles Foster Kane to store them all, but as much as I move, I hate hauling it all around.

A girl at a grocery store I shop at and who has become a nice friend because one day she pointed out we eat the same deli meat read that I was leaving and on my last purchase from her, she stepped around the conveyer belt and register to give me a kiss. I turned my face to give up my cheek as a target and she grabbed my face and pulled my lips to hers.

Wow!

That was unexpected! I got all Red I guess and the old man in line behind me said, "Oh, I'm moving too!"

We laughed and the girl said, "Only one kiss per shift, boys."

I walked to my car not feeling the weight of my purchase. Seemed I was floating.

A friend came over to help me clean the apartment.

I had put an ad in Craigslist.org offering my TV, DVD player, and some chairs to anyone who could clean my place. I got lots of responses and settled on one guy and girl, students who needed the stuff for their place. We set a time and guess what?

They flaked!

So thank Gawd for friends!

I bought some Outhouse Steakback and later showed Woody Allen's "Annie Hall" as payment. The Woody Allen Shower Curtain is for my new place.

I believe the apartment is cleaner than when I arrived!

I hate liars!

A friend tells me that she heard that this one particular radio station that I was interested in working, tells her that they had offered me a show there, but that I turned them down.

Whaa?

That never happened!

I can't believe it, I even helped create the stations new imagining statement! I gave it to them free! And how do they repay me? Lie!

Maybe it's best that I'm not working there, It's like every station in Fresno is run by LIARS!

It has to be because the prolonged exposure to the bad water and aroma of the area.

It looks like he's been dead awhile, badly decomposed.

Chris Penn, that is...

I liked him. I will miss him. I toasted him with some vanilla Bacardi I didn't want to pack up, then I poured a drink for him on the floor. There was a stain there that I think the Bacardi will remove, but there ya go my homie!

Weird that Gary Busey is still alive.

It's like robots are replacing everything, even monkeys!

Dang robots!

This knitter seems to be on the "Slow" setting. This chimp also was on the slow setting, but the video you need to see is it thowing its poop!

I really would like to see someone put the chimp in a jungle with chimps or the zoo and see how long before they destroy it.

Speaking of poop throwing, this year's Sundance Film Festival finds Tom Cruise editing Katie Holmes' nude scenes.

At a sold-out screening for his new satirical comedy, "Thank You for Smoking," filmmaker Jason Reitman discovered that a 12-second scene of a hookup between Holmes' journalist character and a tobacco lobbyist played by Aaron Eckhart had been cut without his knowledge.

After the screening, Reitman told the audience, which included Holmes and Eckhart, that the scene was missing and "something went wrong with the reel." The scene between Holmes and Eckhart's characters were in the version screened at last fall's Toronto Film Festival. So his remarks drew a few boos from the crowd.

News of Holmes' disappearing sex act spread quickly. Maybe Tom Cruise, is just being protective of his future missus that he didn't want all of us seeing her in the nude.

In any case, "Thank You for Smoking," looks like it'll rock!

It's winding down the days, my last days here before my move back to Hell Lay.

I think I will miss this big apartment.

Really have sifted through so much stuff from my past and gotten rid of so much of it. I hate carrying things around. There are so many books I want to keep, but shouldn't. I wish everything could fit in my PowerBook and it in my backpack and I would freely roam the Earth listening to my mp3s.

A girl from Myspace send me a great site!

And from that some fantastic reading from Salon.com's ground breaking articles on Clear Channel, by Eric Boehlert.

Thanks again to Bedazzled for pointing me to some great things to listen to while packing. I used to get cassette tapes of the John Peel Show and once had the pleasure of meeting him, but here you can checkout the man who lives on for a lot of us as what radio should really be.

Thinking a lot while sorting through letters, papers, tapes and books that accumulated during my time here and I dream about traveling with everything I own in my backpack. I have my iPod playing a mp3 podcast of a Sherlock Holmes story produced in association with BBC7. I have my Sirius, I have my DV Camera, I have internet access at a coffee shop on the corner around from Camden Market, I post my little videos here of my travels and I record my radio show for you from anywhere I am.

It'll be like we were never apart...

This is a print from a fantastic artist named Angie Lewin who is a printmaker in linocut, wood engraving and collage.

I love her work! It just takes me to some other place and time.

This piece here for some reason makes me think of, "The Ring" which I just watched. I don't know what it is about it, but it makes me a bit sad.

I'm getting quite a few e-mails regarding my videos appearing on DV Blog's site. Many of the people were unable to leave comments for me on their site, so they just wrote to me and they've all been very nice.

So to answer some of the questions viewers have sent in to me, here I go:

Yes, I will be doing more videos when I move back to LA.

Yes, I understand the video makes me looked squashed, that was a creative decision, not a technical one. But if you know how to unsquash it, please let me know.

Yes, I shave my own head, but would let others do it for me, too.

No, I'm not romantically involved right now.

Yes, I would be willing to create projects for other actors.

No, I'm not a professional comedian. I'm not sure at what stage "professional" begins?

No, currently I have no agent representing me, but am willing to indulge an offer if you have one.

Now I hope that answered a few of the questions.

Last night I listened to Art Bell return to live radio. It was hard to listen to as that First Hour was about his recently departed wife, Ramona. It's good that he's keeping busy, but there were a few times on the air I thought he was going to lose it. Voice cracking, fighting back tears, dead air...

Strange sad stuff.

Someone even called the Cops on him thinking he was going to kill himself on the air. Art's house Alarm goes off while he's doing the show because the Sheriff's Department showed up thinking he was suicidal.

Voyeuristic, but great intimate radio!

Now I'm even MORE Famous!

Thanks to the Genius Artists that know talent when they see it, at this Gallery

Dudes! Check it out!

DV Blog.org

...They put some of my stuff up! I am in totally cool company; Woody Allen, Prince, Kevin Smith! I really respect these artists here, Now I need all my friends to go and leave awesome comments on their site!

How cool is THIS?

I just know with all your help, my life is about to change, Your life is about to change and my underwear is about to be changed!

I was writing some ideas for a quick screenplay that I want to do fast when I get to LA. There are some friends coming down from the Fresno area next month and I thought it would be cool to shoot them in some scenes while they're in Hollywood.

Been thinking of letting my hair grow back out like before just for some scenes in a movie where I play my twin brother, the Rock Star. It grows fast! This picture is from just a few months ago!

Then, while I'm writing and wondering about my future, I get an e-mail about my videos being chosen to be included in this Gallery!

Man, I'm all excited! I feel like I could have really good sex right now! I wish there was someone here at 1:42AM... I'm Rock Hard and ready to pop, but alas...

Again, my intense Fame keeps me alone.

I wish people weren't scared of my celebrity status and could just fuck me for who I am...

I've been thinking of this movie lately...

I don't know why?

Have you ever seen, "Space Ameoba?"

I saw it as a kid and was thinking of watching it again. "Space Ameoba," was suppose to get a new DVD release but just not in this region...Dang!

The release date has been moved from January 17, to February 14, on and off..

But they've done that several times, I doubt they'll release it here.

Look at this Trailer and tell me that's not a Fucking cool trailer!

I should make movies like this! Boy, I want to!

Mal, from "Firefly" has a cool new movie

I saw the original with "Suspiria," and "Octaman" (I think..) at the Buffalo Drive-In in Missouri.

Have you seen the trailer to Albert Brooks new movie? Looks really good, too!

Reading a nice article about Sarah Silverman right now.

Found out Aaron's dad also likes her. I said to Aaron, "Kinda makes her no longer desirable doesn't it, when your dad digs the same girls you like?"

He didn't seem to have the same problem I did.

I remember as a kid watching "WKRP" and everyone was so into Lonnie Anderson, but I was so crushing on the chick that played Bailey and my dad said, "Oh Boy, she's really cute!"

EEeewwww!

Bailey for me had been soiled!

Here's a scary Hockey Video for you!

Buffalo Sabre's goalie Clint Malarchuk in a 1989 game gets his throat slit by a player's skate. It sure is rough to watch.

Reese Witherspoon's gown that she wore to the Golden Globes wasn't vintage and it had been worn by another actress three years ago!

Photos show the Golden Globe winner wearing the same glittery Chanel cocktail dress that Kirsten Dunst had worn to the awards in 2003.

Witherspoon, the best actress winner for "Walk the Line," was seen asking Chanel President Maureen Chiquet at an after-party why she wasn't told the gown already had a public outing.

Chanel was "unaware" that Dunst, star of the "Spider-Man" movies, had worn the dress. They say.

The fashion house apologized for "the oversight."

That would piss me off!

I know what that is like; I was at a party, a wrap party for a Bukkake and gangbang video in Chatsworth and the director was wearing the same Mossimo� jacket I had bought from Target. We just stood there and stared in disbelief at each other.

His publicist ushered me into another tent where they were preparing finger-foods and told me to remove the jacket or leave the party. I took the jacket off and was walking to put it in my car, but the valet guys wouldn't tell me where they parked the car. They wanted me to have them bring the car, put my jacket in, tip them and then let them park it again.

No way!

I found a shopping bag put the jacket in it and hid it in a hedge bush next to the building. After the party was over for me I couldn't find the bag, or the jacket and the ticket for the valet was in the jacket. I had to wait until every car left and my keys were close to the last.

They were dicks!

I left LA at 5am, I wanted to leave at 2am, but I slept through the alarm clock on my cellphone.

It was raining all the way over the mountains and then fog all the way home! High winds almost pushed my lil' car off the road and down into one of those deep clifts where no one would have found me.

It was kinda sad when I passed my exit in Fresno, not just because I missed it due to the fog and visibility being about ten feet, but because I really wanted it to work for me here.

But I guess it's the big cities that always welcome me with open arms and legs.

Little towns just didn't care for me much.

Today I drove down to LA!

I looked around to see if it has missed me at all?

No...

It hasn't changed much but it was nice to see it again! I can't help but think, as I drove around that there is so much in the way of possibilities for me there.

There's is an energy of creativity in the air.

I stayed with Aaron's dad, Robert Graysmith and he told me great tales of Hollywood turning his books into movies and how if feels to have Jake Gyllenhaal play him in the upcoming "Zodiac."

He cook two dinners for me!

Showed me how he writes, then physically cuts up the manuscript, then glues it all back, then gets rid of it and rewrites the whole thing from memory.

Lots of work!

In the 3 or 4 months his been in town he's already written something like 7 books! I asked him about this cool trendy holiday the National Novel Writing Month puts on where the goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel in one month. I wondered if he could do that?

"Oh, I could do that easy!" he said.

He took me and Steve out to see "King Kong" and as we were standing in line behind some cute girls to get tickets, I said, "Remember, It's three adults for, "Brokeback Mountain,"" as they both backed away from me.

I can't wait to see the movie, "Zodiac" I love David Fincher's work and hearing behind the scene stories makes me even more excited about it.

Still packing and cleaning my place in Fresno.

I need some help, so I asked my friend Steve, who is the friend with a truck you always ask when you move, if he's ever used a maid or a cleaning service to make sure you get your deposit back when you move?

Steve said, "You mean one of those Nude Maids that advertise in the back of the LA Weekly?"

Ah no, but do you think they'd actually do a good job of cleaning if they were walking around your place with their boobies all hanging out?

"Who gives a shit if they clean or not?" said Steve.

Still I need help. I even have a nice Color Tee Vee, DVD Player, VCR and assorted items I don't want to pack, just for that lucky person who is willing to clean my showers, toilets, vacuum the carpet...

You don't even have to be nude, unless...

Hauling a 4.5 billion year old payload, NASA's Stardust mission touched down in Utah's west desert early Sunday.

Like a lonely saucer looking to bring a secret message just for that special one. The lil' capsule contains pieces of the Wild 2 comet, which is believed to have formed during the earliest days of the solar system. The preserved material will reveal new details about the origins of the planets and the sun. But what I really want to know is, What's it gonna take to get you out of those sweet sweet panties of yours?

It marks the end of a seven year journey during which the Stardust spacecraft buzzed a comet in 2004 to collect debris. I'm currently trashing my collection of debris that I'm tired of hauling around every time I move. Damn nomad, I am!

I remember the ill-fated Genesis mission, when the probe slammed into the desert in September 2004 after both parachutes failed to deploy because of incorrectly installed sensors.

Since then, my sensors are calibrated a bit too high, When I see a body that I want to slam into, they kick in and deploy some weird safety device that prevents me from enjoying a smooth re-entry.

All the atoms in our Earth and our bodies were in stardust before the solar system formed, but I know yours at the most special of all!

I believe yours to be the more pristine examples of the building blocks of our solar system than any other existing material. Wouldn't you feel more comfortable without all those tight garments?

Lets maneuver our own craft to a landing on the moist salt flats. Our capsule is bounced several times before coming to a stop. In all the juggling around your brassiere comes easily undone.

Using your infrared cameras and following my probe's radio beacon, I eject my payload and we make our own Space Opera... A naughty one!

Man, These kids these days!

I don't know what's going on? Young women 21-25 years old have been approaching me... Okay there were only Two in the last Three weeks, but still...

Very aggressive. Cute, pretty, sweet, but seriously, What gives?

I like girls and these Two are pretty, but Why can't women my age dig me? Are there any my age not already married?

Not really wanting to have a one night stand, or bang'em and run kinda thing and If I took these girls up on this that's what it might be. I really can't see myself having any great conversations after the deal. They all talk fast, high pitched and they were born after, "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi" and that's annoying!

The young ones love me and I don't know why?

Speaking of young ones...

This is WAY TOO YOUNG!

I was reading the Los Angeles Times' Martin Miller and Geoff Boucher, article about an old friend of mine. We both were Radio Personalities in Dallas. I was on nights on 94.5 KDGE and he was on nights at KERA. We hung out a bit, I moved to mornings and eventually we both went to LA at about the same time.

I have a very fond memory of him coming out to Santa Monica to take me out to his hangouts. He was producing shows for NPR and got really huge at KCRW. He asked me a few times to come up with a show idea, but I never did. I wish I had of because I think I would have been great at KCRW, but maybe I'm too "edgy" and "dangerous" for Public Radio.

Anyway, the other night...

Chris Douridas was Arrested! He is suspected of drugging and trying to kidnap a girl, 14, but has not been charged.

Douridas, is an influential Grammy-nominated music consultant on such films as "American Beauty" and "Shrek 2." Last week outside a popular Santa Monica bar was arrested on suspicion of drugging and trying to kidnap a 14-year-old girl. I just can't believe it!

Witnesses, reported seeing Douridas put a substance into the victim's drink and carry her out of the Circle Bar on Main Street. A man, identified by authorities only as in his 30s, was arrested as a possible accomplice to Douridas.

The unidentified girl, who became ill, was taken to a hospital, where she was treated and released. It was unclear how the girl got into the bar.

Douridas, a Pacific Palisades resident, was released by police after posting $1-million bail.

A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Damn, he must make good money!

On Friday, KCRW-FM (89.9) stood behind the popular radio personality, who will remain on the air as host of "New Ground," a two-hour program airing Saturdays that showcases new musical talent.

"Chris has been with us for 15 years, during which he has interacted with thousands of people, men and women of all ages, and has been entirely appropriate at all times," said Jennifer Ferro, assistant general manager at KCRW. "We believe in Chris as a person, and we think he has strong character. And we also think people are innocent until proven guilty."

Clear Channel would NEVER stand behind a DJ like this, unless it was to fuck them in the ass!

In addition to his work at KCRW, he hosted a season of "Sessions at West 54th Street" on PBS. His most notable efforts may be soundtracks, his work helped shows such as "Northern Exposure" and films such as "Grosse Pointe Blank," and "As Good as It Gets."

Apple's iTunes Music Store has been the latest to turn to Douridas. He created the recently launched live performance and interview series known as iTunes Originals, and he is the curator of iTunes Essentials, a signature series of downloadable playlists for the online music hub.

Damn, All I can think about other than the victim is, A MILLION DOLLARS!

I need a job like that!

This is so cool! I've really made it to the Big Time! This video of mine has made it to the Top of the List in Google Video's Most Popular Videos! Right between the guy lighting a candle with his fart and the little Asian girls with meat strapped to their heads being chased by a giant lizard you'll find my video!

Tonight I was having dinner with a friend and by that I mean she was the waitress, anyway...

She was telling me this story about how her best friend is a dude. They do everything together. But when she introduces him to guys she's out on a date with, the dates freak and dump her. It seems kinda sad, but it is like that Chris Rock, thing that "her friend is just a guy she hasn't fucked yet."

No!

"We've done it." she tells me.

Oh.

I watched "Annie Hall" last night. I love that film. Diane Keaton just rocks in that movie. It just solidifies my feeling that when we were hanging out together in LA, I could have easily banged her and enjoyed it!

Well, if she would have let me. And WHY wouldn't she?

I'd have bent her over just for the great work she's done in movies!

Woody (Alvy) and Diane (Annie) try to be friends and try to be lovers, but none of it really works for them.

But their pain is somehow our enjoyment. We do seem to enjoy other people's pain. Ever notice how when a friend is telling you How wonderful their life and love is going, You could just strangle them?

Then those late night calls when they tell you how horribly they've been treated and how miserable they've become...

You do kinda dig it don't you?

We suck!

I was having dinner last night and my new friend Joyce was telling me about her boyfriend who works at a restaurant here in town called, BJ's. I have been there a few times so I said rather excitedly, "I love BJ's!"

Joyce gave me an odd look. I thought for a moment and realized I should have said, "Oh, I've eaten at that place called BJ's."

I do like Bj's and the restaurant, too. It's like saying "I love Hooters!" These theme restaurants have got to stop coming up with these names that are embarrassing to say.

Like that restaraunt in Dallas called, "Vaginas!" You just feel awkward in mixed company proclaiming, "I'll eat Vaginas, tonight."

Steve sent me an E-mail:

Subject: Weak...

They had Mancow on the "Girls Next Door" show. Dude, that guys sucks!
Hef's girlfriends were better than he was!

Steve

I missed that episode, but was warned about it. I know those girls are kinda stupid an all, but they are fun! Hey speaking of stupid girls, did you hear about some dig George Lopez made about Jessica Simpson? I got a couple of emails about it, but no one told me the thing he said and I did a search, but got nuthin'.

There was some MTV show yesterday, you know one of those shows they play instead of playing music videos... Anyway, this guy wants a girlfriend just like Jessica Simpson, so like the Daing Game he gets to pick one girl out of three to bang. They have to dress up and perform just like Simpson.

It was kinda cute.

There was some sad news for me:

"Gunsmoke" Voice George Walsh Dies
Former KNX-A/LOS ANGELES announcer and newscaster, who died on the 5th of congestive heart failure at 88. George Walsh was the announcer for the CBS network's original radio version of "GUNSMOKE" from 1952 to 1955 and continued as the show's announcer when it moved to TV; he was an announcer and newscaster on KNX through 1986.

Just watched the James Bond with that George Lazenby, "Her Majesty's Secret Service" on AMC and I guess I didn't remember it, but dude? It was pretty good!

I remember my brothers dogging it as a kid and maybe that colored my perception, but I liked it and it had such a downer ending that rocked!

Diana Rigg was so hot! She marries Bond. I had such a crush on her in "The Avengers" when I was a kid.

I also had it bad for this girl!

Spike Jonze new job!

Watched a really good 9-11 doc that you should watch. There's some interesting footage and pretty much spells out multiple cover ups. Watch this when you can, its really good:

9-11 Coverup!

I am designing a jetpack for a little film I'm shooting, but here is an awesome Waterbottle Jetpack!

I watched the DVD of "Carl Th. Dreyer: My M�tier" and as the documentary was spinning with beautiful multilayered and overlapping imagery, I fell asleep. Not bored, not at all, but maybe hypnotised.

Carl Theodor Dreyer is still regarded as one of Denmark's greatest filmmakers, though during his life, his films were largely unappreciated. Even today kids would rather play Half Life on the Xbox360 than...

What am I saying?

Dreyer was a complex, enigmatic and somewhat sad figure. This Danish documentary chronicles his life using interviews with people who knew and worked with him.

The film also makes extensive use of Dreyer's own recorded thoughts as well as archival photographs, letters, scripts and articles. If he were alive today he'd be blogging. The film visits the locations of some of Dreyer's best known films.

The death of his birth mother, Josephine, when he was just born and the emotional distance of his adoptive mother would manifest in his characterizations of virtuous, self-sacrificing, and put-upon woman.

His adoptive parents made it perfectly clear that he owed them for taking him in and even told the child his mother died to get out of the job of raising him. This is painful stuff that stayed with him.

His "La Passion de Jeanne d�Arc" (1927) is still one of my favorite films. Strange to watch it when I did, I was in my teens, it's all in close-up and had a very odd effect on me. He always said the human face is a landscape of unending interest. He would rather film the face and ignore the background when ever he could.

The coolest move he did, was after doing "La Passion de Jeanne d�Arc" and everyone thinking he must be some sort of holy man, he made "Vampyr" (1931) and filmed it in a large cottage than many, including himself believed was actually haunted.

One cute story was actress Lisbeth Movin telling about how he didn't like actors wearing makeup in his films, so he would come into her dressing room and rub her cheeks to make sure she wasn't wearing any, then he'd leave and she would put some on, "I'm a girl after all," she said.

I wonder who would star in his films if he were alive today? Connie Nielsen? She's Danish!

Wait... If he were alive today, He'd be scratching and clawing his way out of the coffin!

I wish I was as cool as Vic Mackey!

I know if you were to be there for me, to hold me, care for me, support me... I could be just like Vic Mackey!

I'd really like to be Italian, though. Or just be fluent in it. I watched, "Luchino Visconti: A Portrait" today and feel so much better. Italian film director Luchino Visconti is one of my favorites and watching friends and coworkers talk about him was very moving.

Claudia Cardinale was so hot! Is it so hard to find an sexy Italian chick that would love me?



If you know one, or are one, please contact me...

Listen to this:

In 1957, she won a beauty contest, the Most Beautiful Italian Girl in Tunis. She won a free trip to Venice and was offered movie roles by producers. Initially she refused all of the roles, but then accepted them.

She signed a contract forbidding her to cut her hair, marry or gain weight. Due to this contract, she told everyone that her new born son (out of wedlock) was her baby brother. She did not reveal to the child that he was her son, until he was 19 years old.

Measurements: 37C-23-37

The year I was born she starred in my favorite movie, Federico Fellini's classic, "8�."

I wanted a Foster's Freeze Chocolate Shake so bad last night!

Sometimes there's a sadness that slides over me like a wet steamy wool blanket that can only be lifted by that magical drink. It was too late, they were closed!

I remember a Tommy Lee Cribs episode where he had installed a Starbucks in his pad. When my ship comes in, I'm getting a Foster's Freeze!

The Pontani Sisters also love shakes, floats and ice-cream! And look how good a shape they are in!

There are nights when I lay in bed and dream about these girls doing their Go-Go-Robics on my bed. Okay, it was last night I was dreaming this!

They giggled and bounced on my bed making silly faces and all the while I was pinned under the blanket afraid of getting a boot heel in the balls. Still, I had fun and I know they did too!

I don't know which one I love more, but Angie pulled out all my 45s and spread them out on the carpet and selected my favorite songs.

Helen noticed I had my photo albums all sitting in a box being packed up, so she looked through pictures of me in 3rd Grade and commented how cute I was...

Tara was funny and silly, but she accidentally kicked me in the nugget pouch with her boot!

I think I am way too horny right now! Sick Horny! I'll tell you because we're friends, but please keep it between us.

Steve sent me an e-mail where somebody animated Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi's interview where he shares his views on the state of animation. And in it there's a scene of Ren washing a Hot cartoon girl's boobies with soap. You don't see anything under the suds, but the sound is two balloons rubbing together. It's a cartoon, but I became aroused and moments later had to pause and spank it!

That's Art!

I can't believe I missed this CBS' Late Show with David Letterman, where Fox News host Bill O'Reilly appeared as a guest and resurrected his false claim that a Wisconsin elementary school banned the singing of the Christmas hymn "Silent Night."

Checkout these Two videos:

David

Letterman


I also can't believe this; I went to a local theatre here that rarely is ever crowded, I was gonna try to see "Munich" again, but there was a HUGE line to "Hostel" the film about two Americans (Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson) whose European pleasure trip turns nightmarish when they end up captives in a chamber of torture after a brothel visit.

If this film had come out before my niece went to Europe, my brother would have freaked! She did the whole hostel-thing while traveling.

It seems with the track record of horror films tells you maybe Hollywood should just release horror movies to be successful. There can't be more of a consistently performing genre at the box office.

I'm so glad "King Kong" continues to perform! Its worldwide total hitting $464.5 million. "King Kong" is expected to top out in the $600 million range worldwide.

Just picked up, "King Kong - Peter Jackson's Production Diaries" even though I shouldn't buy anything I'll have to haul to LA, I can't wait to crack this box open!

Counting down the days to when I haul it all back to LA!

I hate moving!

But somehow things recently are making this move much much easier. The amount of things I own are getting to be fewer. Many items I stored have become water damaged. I've sorted through things I really don't need anymore. Mailing some boxes of goodies to my brothers. Giving books, DVDs and tapes to the Library.

There has also been the odd and strange behavior of some people that live here. I know people can be weird anywhere, but I guess this being mainly a nice place, those that get goofy just stand out all that much more.

It must be something in the water, so my advice for anyone moving here; Drink bottled water!

There was a story a while back about this town that used a lot of human waste and raw sewage to sprayed onto crops. The liquid poo sifted down through the soil into the water table. The town's drinking water was contaminated by all sorts of prescription drugs and chemicals the towns people passed through their systems.

People slowly went insane in the town!

I have some very sad News:

Art Bell's Wife Ramona died, apparently of an asthma attack, Yesterday in Laughlin, NV, where they were on vacation. Ramona was only 47 years old.

I've had the pleasure of knowing both of them and while having gone through rough times, they loved and laughed a lot.

She will be very much missed.

Thanks to the great talent that finds cool things at Bedazzled for this!

First Edition PEZ MP3 Player, it's...

The PEZ Pal Boy!

Get this:

512 mb (holds around 120 songs)
USB 2.0
Plays MP3, WMA, WMA w/DRM
Compatible with Mac OS X
Compatible with Windows 98, ME, 2000, XP
Uses 1 AAA battery
Plug and Play
Drag and Drop
Can be used as a USB drive to store data files
Repeat play or Random Play
Store music in nested directories
Limited run 1st edition only 1500 will be made

Can an iPod hold candy or drugs?

This is it!

Radio is DEAD!

I need to evolve!

It's already almost Six Days into 2006 and I was going to:

Start my New Fast on the 1st.

Write One Ten Page short story each Day.

Shoot One short video to post here each Day.

Record One podcast each Day.

Have sex with a different girl (or even a women if it's late) each Day.

Oh well, I could catch up and do it all at once Tomorrow!

My friend and coolest PR chick in the World, Lynn Hasty invited me to go see acclaimed photographer Jill Greenberg's next politically themed solo exhibition in LA called "End Times."

The prestigious Paul Kopeikin Gallery on Wilshire will be filled with gorgeous, giant prints of crying babies...

Check it out!

The opening reception with the artist is on Sat. April 22?

I better write that down! That's a long way away. I'm might plan something else...

Oh yeah, that's right...

I never follow through with my plans!

I want to go into Space!

Not the "Space" of NASA, Star Trek, Star Wars, or any of those things.

No.

I want to go into Space where your Rocket looks like a hood ornament, Women have big hair, Dippity Do curls that have to be tucked into clear glass dome helmets, Space Stations look like fat bicycle wheels and To get from your moonbase to one of the planets, you use a linear proton accelerator (a railgun) to propel your ship through interplanetary space.

Oh, and the Hot Alien chicks are Green with Big Breasts! Well, some of them are anyway...

My Future is safe somehow in it's nostalgia.

Sure there's danger!

But it'll have to wait until I finish my bowl of Cereal!

Cool Down in my Honda!

I'll be moving into my car real soon!

With a Hot Summer just around the corner, I got ideas!

Here's a video of a scary landslide in Japan that we could be seeing lots of real soon in SoCal!

Woman Used iPod in Homicide

MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE - A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod.

Arleen Mathers, 23, was arrested Thursday morning after she called Memphis Police and said she had killed her boyfriend, according to a Sheriff�s Department report.

When deputies arrived at Mathers� apartment at 528 Poplar Avenue, Mathers led them to the body of her boyfriend, Brad Pulaski, 27.

Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple.

Police said no motive has been confirmed, although evidence suggested the murder was the result of a domestic dispute after Pulaski erased the contents of Mathers� iPod.

People don't kill people, iPods kill people!

But I still want one! And a Handgun!

I just had pancakes!

Belly full now, think I'll watch a movie. I've got so many DVDs that I haven't watched...

But, I watch a really good movie:

"Blow Dry"

Forget the cover art it Blows.

Don't worry, Josh Hartnett is hardly in it, Rachel Griffiths who I love is full on nude in one scene and OMG her body ROCKS!!!

You should find it, its like "love actually" but by the guy that wrote "The Full Monty."

Just watched two good movies!

"Cinderella Man", I put it off for awhile, but I figured I like most Ron Howard movies. Plus Paul Giamatti Rocks! I really liked it!

But then after its over, What have I learn about myself?

Squat!

Then I saw a film you HAVE to find, if you haven't already seen it!

Its called, "Vital" and its by that Japanese guy that did "Tetsuo". The main guy wakes from a coma, his memory screwed up, and decides, for his parents sake to go back to medical school. His memory returns and he remembers that he had a girlfriend, Ryoko who was with him when he wrecked his car. She was killed in the crash. As he and his classmates begin to work on human cadavers, He comes to believe that the corpse he's working on in the lab is Ryoko's.

Its pretty fucking cool! And twisted!

We could make this movie! Or something like it! Come on, Let's do it!

Check out this film two friends of mine, David Blood and Patrick Read Johnson, made:

5-25-77 Trailer!

If you're like me and can remember that Date 5-25-77 and how important it was in making you who you are today, yet can't explain or convince these young stupid kids that they have no idea how groundbreaking and Earth shattering that Day was...

I got House of 1000 Corpses on DVD and I still haven't watched yet.

...maybe you will like this crazy woman! Maybe you know her!

My friend Jodi wrote to me:

"I'm dying to know what is on your site today. I'm at work and was blocked
saying there is "adult content!""

That's weird! My brother said the same thing. His kids were at school and they couldn't open it up.

Am I that dirty?

I wish I was making money off my "adult content!"

See what changes we have to go through here with radio in Fresno? I wondered why I had so many hits on my site! People searched my name after seeing the article!

Fresno Bee

Thank you Rick Bentley for keeping me in the Public's mind!

My friend Aaron can just go work any where, if he wanted, here's Thailand�s first CG Animated film!

Speaking of Tsunamis!

It's so flooded here! I saw one street down the block water up over the front door and into the garages. In my garage, It's standing water! And the TOILETS here won't flush!!!!

Why!!?

I had some stuff in my garage that got soaked. I thought I had everything up off the floor, but I had pulled a couple of boxes down to sort through what I really wanted to keep and what I wanted to get rid of...

Big, big mess.

Well, the 1st is a good day to start the rest of your life!

I'm giving Fresno One more month and if nothing comes up job-wise here, I'm moving on.

I've got some nice interest from other stations here, great comments on the #1 Arbitron Rated performance, but these folks seem to have their hands tied and move like cold molasses.

There are some wonderful interest from radio stations in other markets, so in the meantime I'm moving back to Los Angeles to work on some film and video projects that have come my way.

It will be good to see old friends again and make new ones. It really isn't like I've been away, my time here, while seemingly long was just a year.

Will be nice going to my old hangouts, arthouse and grindhouse cinemas, and old bookstores.

So the Countdown is on for an offer I like to arrive, either from here or elsewhere in the World.

Tonight I drove around town in the rain. I love driving at night in the rain. I almost kept on driving. I think that would be so cool to have enough time and dough to just drive off into America. Get any Hotel/Motel that is in your path without worry of having to be anywhere on time or how much it costs.

When I was a kid, I remember playing one of my brothers Beatles albums (1962-1966: The Red Album, I think...) and "Paperback Writer" had a strange affect on me. I had to ask what it was to be Paperback Writer? I didn't know.

I was pretty young so my brother pulled out some of his Doc Savage paperbacks. So for awhile I think I may have believed John Lennon wrote Doc Savage, or books like it.

I can vividly remembering a time when I was young where you could almost everywhere see people with a paperback book in their back pocket. I thought the guy who is writing these books must be making a great living! How can you write about what you know, if what you are writing about is island spy headquarters hidden in a volcano with submarines and speedboats with missiles and rockets, Unless you've been there to see it?

I just knew these writers were living the adventurous life!

Imagine; Doing some fantastic gig like being asked by a wealthy oilman to rescue his sexy daughter from pirate kidnappers. You have every weapon and support you need at a moments notice. You get the fastest yacht with a jet helicopter on board. After you've killed some bad guys, escaped sharks when your chopper was shot down in the water, rescued and banged the wealthy dude's daughter, you pause to dictate your adventure to your young sexy secretary. She mails it off to the publisher and then you bend her over the desk and bang her!

I swear that happens!

You know know it does!