Happy New Year!

I did nuthin'!

Watched TV, listen to Art Bell take Predictions for 2006, and listen to the rain and gunfire.

I feel about as energetic as Dick Clark now. He doesn't look well. I still like him though. I used to go by Dick Clark Productions almost every day.

One time I did a voice over for a pilot for a show I don't think he ever sold. I was introduced to him and a guy that worked there dropped a coffee on the floor. Dick Clark himself ran to get clean it up. The guy that was showing me around said, "We have people here that you pay to do that sort of thing, DC."

He was cool to me.

We have a lot in common;

He was a Radio DJ, I was a Radio DJ.

He produced for Television, I produced for Television.

He had a stroke, and I stroked it to thoughts of Amanda Barrett.

Boy I hope she's a real girl!

I got some nice Xmas gifts that arrived late!

Someone got me, "SIN-A-RAMA: Sleaze Sex Paperbacks of the Sixties" a really great book about those lurid X-rated paperbacks with titles like Lake of Lust, Casting Couch and Naked Lens!

Several well-known authors are profiled like Donald Westlake, Ed Wood, Lawrence Block, acclaimed SF author Robert Silverberg, whose "My Life as a Pornographer" tells how in 1962 he was "writing four books a month" and earning enough money to buy "a mansion in residential New York City."

A catalogue of "sleaze publishers" one who was based here in quaint Fresno and others in North Hollywood. Looks like I know how to pick good places to live!

A list of author pseudonyms used by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Harlan Ellison, and others.

Fantastic looking book! Just wish I knew who got it for me. I had several gifts from Amazon.com that had no note of who it was bought by...

Well, Thank you whoever you are!

This is my new bike!

I like it. The flames come in handy, I can see where I parked it when I walk out of the Mall. The problem is the smell of burning rubber, it and the heat of the fire dries my eyes out when I'm on it.

Ghost Rider

"GR" looks good in that Quicktime. I recently screened "Raising Arizona" for a friend that had never seen it, can you believe that? It just made me miss Nic Cage and all that he could be.

From More About How an interview with Cage about "Ghost Rider:"

Cage: I'm sick of CGI. I know people are. The things about "Kong" I responded to was the story, the triangle, Jack Driscoll's path to Darrow... Take the CGI Ape out you still have a good story.

MAH: "Ghost Rider" has no CGI?

Cage: It was very important to me and the producers to make every scene real. I wear a skull. Flame retardant. Butane is blown around the mask. Friends said I was crazy, but it was important to me. Lon Channey would have done it this way.

MAH: Wasn't it hot?

Cage: Of course, but the character is in pain, too. I use it. We went through a hundred masks.

MAH: No CGI...?

Cage: Not at all. You can ask me over and over, it ain't changing it. It's all in camera, stylized, real and superhot! All the FX are what you might say is low-tech, but "Ghost Rider," is for the guy who watches American Chopper, rides his bike to the theatre and knows there ain't no "Spider-Man."

MAH: Just from the clips I've seen, It looks like some CGI was... (Interview was abruptly ended by PR woman)

The last thing anyone needs is a Fag with a Bullhorn!

But nuthin's funnier than seeing a dude with a bull's horn shoved up his ass!

That said, One must get the word out that things are a-changing!

Bill Lawson: Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.

You know Things really are changing! Here's how you know:

"Alternative" music actually was... and not popular Top 40 tunes.

"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance

"Poltergeist" totally freaked you out.

You owned a pair of Pixie Boots, generally worn with leg warmers.

Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco were the ultimate gaming systems to own.

Chevy Chase was really funny in those Vacation movies.

Dungeons & Dragons was your favorite.

If you ever said "I pity the fool".

In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid.

Jelly bracelets & shoes!

Leg warmers and headbands al� Pat Benatar once looked really cool to you.

Not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention

Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.

One word: Izod.

Ooh, you could crush a Grape!

Parachuting Action man was your favorite toy.

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

Pierce Brosnon will always be Remington Steele.

Poltergeist freaked you out.

Punks actually "shocked" people.

Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language

Shiny grey flecked suits.

Spend a majority of your time obsessing over how much better things were "back then".

The Dark Crystal is still one of your favorite movies.

The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna

The TV movie "The Day After" still scares the heck out of you.

There were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter."

There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC Afterschool Special was over.

This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."

U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now, I saw them open for The Alarm and the ticket was $2.

When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end.

You actually know who Rick Springfield is

You always wondered why Tootie always wore those skates.

You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."

You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.

You can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from.

You can't remember a time when "hitting the outlet stores" didn't mean going to an electrical warehouse

You can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well

You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video.

You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it.

You ever owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse it was patterned like a piano.

You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons.

You ever uttered the word "Radical!"

You had a crush on Bo Derek.

You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or know someone who did.

You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Michael J. Fox or Don Johnson on your wall.

You had MALL Hair.

You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.

You HAD to have your MTV.

You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.

You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Polo shirts.

You have ever called 867-5309.

You have ever danced (or even worse cried) to Kylie & Jason.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf.

You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.

You held the top score on Pac-Man.

You hid out behind the gym during recess to read "Are you there God, it�s me Margaret?" with your friends.

You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."

You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence.

You jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool.

You just had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school.

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."

You knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse

You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."

You know how to use a rotary phone.

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."

You know what "Push Up" ice cream is.

You know what "sike" and "not!" mean

You know what movie the phrase, "Number 5 is alive!" is from.

You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."

You know who He-Man and She-Ra are.

You know who Max Headroom is.

You know who Mr. T is.

You know who Spuds McKenzie, The Noid, and Joe Isuzu are.

You know who Tina Yothers is.

You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.

You like the guy who played Freddy Kruger better as Wilie on "V".

You made Star Wars shrinky dinks in your oven.

You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armored tank.

You never thought they�d be able to top the special effects in TRON.

You own a real Rubik�s Cube

You own any cassettes or records.

You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.

You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J. R. " or know someone who did.

You owned, or wanted a "Frankie says..." T-shirt.

You played with Lego�s when they were just blocks of various sizes, not any of the special little parts.

You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.

You remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark.

You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle had exploded.

You remember the episode of Good Times when Flo broke down after James' funeral.

You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh.

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system

You remember when Betamax was at the cutting edge of technology.

You remember when cellular phones weighed 15 lbs. and had to be carried over your shoulder.

You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson.

You remember when the A-Ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology, and you can still sing all the words.

You still know the Big Mac song. "Two all beef patties, special sauce�"

You still love to play Pong!

You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece.

You thought being a latch key kid was completely normal.

You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine.

You wanted to be a Goonie.

You wanted to be either Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys.

You wanted to be on Star Search.

You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

You watched Purple Rain over and over again.

You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of The Lost.

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

Your name is Jennifer or Jason.

You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?

You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases:

"When I was younger"

"When I was your age"

"You know, back when..."

"Because I SAID so, that's why"

"What the HELL is this noise on the radio?"

The best music video is THIS!

I've watched this many times and there's something about it that almost makes me cry and I'm not sure what it is.

Carpark North can also be heard as part of a promo on IFC. I saw it at a friend's house the other night and the music was so powerful under all the images of IFC's line up of movies, that I wished I was still working for the channel. Now they're doing cool stuff!

Walking through Tower Records last night, I looked at a few DVDs and saw some films some friends had made. They looked pretty good, had nice reviews from cool people on the box art, and I wondered if they were making a good living making these films?

"Top 10 Obscure Outsider Homemade Movies on DVD That You Probably Never Heard Of in 2005"

Best DVD packaging list of 2005.

Steve and I had an iChat tonight and he told me about his Griffin radioSHARK and how cool it is.

He played some KROQ for me over our iChat. Sounded good!

He said, "All these radio stations are playing the same people."

He's right! Radio Stations want you to have the same thing in every city. They want you to have the same Howard Stern replacement in every town.

But if you're going to have everything... You might as well get that "everything" from satellite radio.

Stations are scrambling to figure you out! What they don't get is, they need to give you something you can't get anywhere else!

If your station is playing, "7 Song Super-sets" or "20 Songs in a row with no talk" they are devaluing the industry and losing you!

Cause, You and I know, If it's songs you want... Your iPod and mp3s are right there for you to play in any order you want!

So when all the First Wave of Stern replacements have faded away and we've all become satellite radio subscribers and podcast listeners...

I guess those AM/FM frequencies will be used to widen the cellphone/Wi-Fi spectrum and powerlines will become irradiated with broadband internet.

Radio Stations needs to provide you with content and personalities you can't get anywhere else!

Or they are doomed!

Do you seriously know anyone that listens to the radio to hear MUSIC?

I'm watching the BEST Lesbian Movie EVER!

It's Lesbians and Nazis!!!

It's an art film (Oh Yeah) called "Aimee & Jaguar" 20 mins in an I'm all boner, baby!

Yet, it's a sad boner...

Aimee & Jaguar Trailer!

It's very small, the Trailer, that is, so get out a magnifying glass!

It's based on the memoirs of Lilly Wust, the story has two women who fall in love in 1943 Berlin. Lilly (Juliane K�hler), the wife of a Nazi officer, and Felice (Maria Schrader), a Jewish journalist.

The two women begin their affair and rechristen themselves Aim�e and Jaguar to help avoid detection. Then set up housekeeping and try to tune out the war, but the Gestapo is never far behind.

Stars: Maria Schrader, Juliane Kohler, Johanna Wokalek, Heike Makatsch, Elisabeth Degen, Inge Keller

Directed by Max Farberbock, who I can't find much info on, but I like his work!

Aimee & Jaguar sets a new standard in lesbian movies.

This is my new love, Heike Makatsch.

She's just fantastic! Look at her! I wish I had that couch. Oh, with her on it!

She was also in another favorite movie of mine, "Love, Actually."

When I first heard about the setting of this movie, women relationships in Germany during WWII, I had to see it. I was not disappointed.

This is a beautiful love story set against turbulent times in WWII Germany in one of my favorite cities. Maria Schrader and Juliane Kohler deliver impeccable performances and the cinematography is fantastic and some cool low tech special effects.

Oh and nude Jewish chicks!

Merry Holiday!!!

I know a lot of people are alone today, join the club, but just look at the huge influx of Personal Ads on Craig's List!

Pick a City, any city...

This should be the easiest day of the year to have sex!

You don't want to wait until it's too late! New Year's is coming up and you gotta at least kiss somebody! The pressure is ON!

Look, seriously...

You got nobody? Call me! The number is on the left. I can't make any promises, but you never know.

Even Santa is getting something!

I am on the go!

I had lunch at P.F. Changs today and met a very pretty hostess who sat and talked with me and a very sweet waitress from Ft. Worth, Texas. For some reason, I got the feeling I was kinda Hot today, with all the attention.

Then headed over to see, "Munich" but the next showing was way off. I always like to just show up at the theatre without a plan. And then get disappointed.

Needless to say I didn't see it.

Cruised through Borders and was so close to picking up a nice and wonderful gift for that special someone that I'll be waking up on xmas morning with, but I've spent too much on myself lately.

Stopped off at Save-Mart to stock up for the special day when nuthin's open. That's xmas to me. If anyone asks what I believe xmas is, it's just the day when nuthin's open.

Even P.F. Changs will be closed! What gives? They're Christian?

I have a hankerin' for Bagels and Lox, Think I'll be able to find that Tomorrow?

Gefilte fish sounds good too! But not with too much celery.

Blintzes would work for me! At one time, I thought about opening up a place called, Lentz's Blintzes! Still like the idea!

Xmas is so near I can almost feel that crazy shopper driving her SUV over me!

It's nuts out there!

I can't take it! Did a lil' shopping last night and people were sneezing and coughing all over me.

Think Amazon is the way to do the shopping now. Some people will be getting their gifts after the 25th. Still time for you to check my Amazon Wish List. I see the list is getting shorter, so someone is buying me stuff!

You could also leave a Donation by clicking the button on the Left. With all the movies and videos I'm making and posting here, my bandwidth is climbing. I'll need help keeping the page going!

Did you know I've already past my 1000 posting so far? YES! There is a wealth of crap for you to read here, some of it very personal and very dirty!

In other News, I believe this is going to be a GREAT NEW YEAR!

I know Xmas is close and you may not have figured out what I wanted yet, so go here to make your giving to me easier!

You can see my entire Wish List!

Let's not forget the reason for the season... You getting me stuff!

I saw Aaron and several of my friends have their Wish Lists online, so...?

I have hundreds of hours of footage with Aaron just goofing around. We have a blast together.

Now that his movie, "Bangkok" is out on the Festival circuit and racking up awards, he'll be even more famous than he already is...

So I better get my films out there and ride his coattails!

I haven't gotten the deals I want from the radio stations that seemed interested in me, so maybe I should take Aaron up on that offer to go to Thailand and make movies with him. I was talking with Steve that by the time I do decide to go, Aaron will be on the way back to the States and I will have blown my money setting myself up over there, then be too broke to get a ticket back...

That is a horrifying thought!

My niece Calli is now in Japan for a while. I would love to go over and hang with my friend and Cinema Professor Doug Campbell and surprise Calli!

Doug offered me a teaching assignment at his school, so maybe after Aaron and I crank out a few Thai Horror films, I'll be ready to show the students some stuff.

Watch this movie using Quicktime 7 of me eating out with Aaron and looking at girls!

Who needs Netflix when you have THIS???

Come on! You know this ROCKS! Imagine William Shatner telling you what DVD you should get! Next he'll be telling you what car to drive...

If you're like me, well I'm sorry... Actually, I was going to say, If you're like me, you're always looking for a place to call home. This site could help you find a city to live in...

Just let the videos roll... it will randomly bring up a location... Or choose one. It's very cool!

I'm thinking of making a video for them, just don't know of where yet.

He-Man and She-Ra are Jesus, y'all!

Be careful, I have been warned that there is much in the way of Gay advertisements here.

Well, he was called, "He-Man!"

Is it really going to be that hard for me to find a woman like this? I just know there's one out there that would love roasting marshmallows over me as I burn at the stake.

This site ROCKS! If you love Horror, Groovy Style!

Horror Actor, Writer, Creator Eric Spudic has just issued his, "2005 Annual Newsletter," and in it mentions my work as the voice over on the trailer for his movie, "KILLERS BY NATURE!" That was cool and very sweet of him! Check his work out in "THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE BEAUTIFUL" and "BIKINI CHAIN GANG!" Oh and also in "SLUDGE," "ALIEN HOLOCAUST," "DRILLER," and "DEAD MEN WALKING."

He's a very busy dude!

Here's a song and video that will be "hard" for you to get out of.... Your head!

This new trailer for MI:III is so much better! It looks like a completely different movie! I can't wait!

You'll need Quicktime 7 to see it!

Today was just plain crazy! I woke up at 5am and at 7am went to iHop and had the Breakfast Sampler with Pancakes! I haven't done that in a while, It rocked!

It was drizzly, dark, wet, gloomy and I loved it! I took my book about Woody Allen and read, great stuff! I can't wait to see, "Match Point."

I was so surprised about everyone in the media going on about "King Kong" and it's low weekend boxoffice... Well, if there were church groups bringing in cult members to see it like "Narnia" of "The Passion..." it might have done more. Don't give up and think it's not a good movie because of how much money it made. Go see it! Who cares how much it made? Did you invest in it? Who cares how much a movie costs? Is it your money?

Go to Chapter#7 and see Brian Singer Direct part of King Kong.

It looks kinda sad. I can't believe this was allowed out in the open!

Brian Singer Directs part of King Kong!

It's so weird... Did you catch Naomi Watts taking Andy aside and asking, "what the fuck is happening?"

It appears the Completion Bond company required a series of directors to be there. Spielberg was there supposedly looking for FX for "Munich," but really not and JJ Abrams from "MI:III," was also there studying a new Previz software... but really not....

Maybe Jackson's weight loss had something also to do with his collapse.

A friend pointed out that when the call came in from Jackson, Singer thought it was Michael Jackson who had asked for a cameo on Superman like he had on the Xmen, but never got.

Weird world, man.

I love nothing more than having fun with Invisibility!

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than knowing you can't see me while you undress!

Watch this Quicktime movie!

Didn't make the drive to LA like I wanted, but I'm sure I'll be stuck in enough Holiday Traffic sometime soon.

Tried getting sleep in the day so I could drive through the night, but the phone kept ringing on into the night. I even put a "The Number you are dialing is no longer in service" three tone signal before my message to weed out the telemarketers.

USA was running, "Private Parts" tonight and Howard Stern mania is everywhere with Sirius ads all over the web and TV. I watched the movie again for the 15th time and am still amazed at how they captured the feeling of what it's like to try and be creative with non-creative people.

I always think it's funny how some radio people posture themselves by talking how horrible Stern is. When it's plainly jealousy, that he's created a legacy in media that is unparalleled. Orson Welles, Jack Benny, Bob Hope... We should be so happy we live in a time that Stern is alive and producing.

I remember working for a guy, I won't say his name, but it rhymed with, "He Hurt His Johnson," and in a meeting he went on and on about how horrible Stern is and I remember thinking...

"This guy does not appreciate talent, has no idea what is good for radio and soon will do something to prove me right about that."

He did.

At the premiere for "Private Parts" in LA I was very excited, I was on the rise, Don Buchwald, Stern's agent was my agent at the time, I sat next to the actor that played Don Imus, my then wife was a happening PR chick at Universal's Feature Film Department, things were going great with after parties...

But I remember thinking at one point in the movie, that Stern had found people really needed what he could offer and How could anyone compete with him when he's the best?

I flipped over to MSNBC and watched "Imus in the Morning" as he was talking about Trump choosing Randal as the fourth "Apprentice" and I swear, I could barely understand him. The channel needed to take that News crawl off the bottom of the screen and put subtitles so I could understand his marble-mouth, then they put on Tom Brokaw!!! Two people talking who could barely speak! Maybe it's my hearing...

When ever I think of NYC, I think about my time there, the David Letterman Show, Conan O'Brien, but I always think of Howard Stern first. Now I think of "King Kong." I can't get that movie out of my head!

Fun stuff to enjoy with Jack Black on Letterman!

I see that Infinity Broadcasting's name is being retired in favor of CBS RADIO. The move is being made in anticipation of the split of Viacom into two companies and the radio division's inclusion in the new CBS Corp. The new CBS RADIO will also carry the slogan "Broadcast ... HD ... Streaming ... On-Demand."

This is cool... I hope that means we can now have new CBS Radio Mystery Theatre episodes now. I loved that show as a kid!

Maybe the Mutual Broadcasting System and the DuMont Television Network will come back!

Just watched, Tim Robbins Embedded Live on DVD. It's a live recording of his Actors Gang show. It's pretty good, just because a lot of the play is actually transcripts pulled from various News agencies. I think he's a genius! He's got the life I want creatively. Plus, he gets to bang Susan Sarandon when ever she lets him!

It's funny and very nasty to the Bush Administration. I think it would have been better to see it live, but here they get to put all sorts of video news crawl stuff like Fox News uses and that
makes it funny.

I love this site...I'm sure you been here.

Was going to drive down to LA overnight to go to some meetings and see if I could hook up with some friends and maybe hit one of the Apple Stores. I need a couple of extra hard drives as all the video and audio I'm building up is filling my machine. It's foggy, so I'm not sure if I want to drive in my usual 3AM way.

We'll see what happens, I may do it anyway... Who needs to see when you are driving?

Just got out of seeing the Midnight showing of, "King Kong!"

I am worn out!

People are going to be telling you all sorts of crap about the movie. I enjoyed it. I was choked up. I was dizzy from my fear of heights. I was itchy from my fear of insects. I was touched. New York City in the film is as I always dream it to be. There. It's a beautiful film.

I wish there was a Queen Kong, cause if I love Kong, it's kinda gay, and he doesn't care for the boys in the film, but a sweet cute girl ape could be my friend!

Okay, I loved this film! Great job Peter Jackson!

I just wished I didn't have to pee 20 minutes into the Four Hour film!

I was groggy and sleepy when I was awaken with the shocking news from my radio about the execution of Tootie.

The case became the state's highest-profile execution in decades. Hollywood stars and capital punishment foes argued that Tootie's sentence should be commuted to life in prison because she had made amends by writing children's books about the dangers of gangs and violence.

In the days leading up to the execution, state and federal courts refused to reopen her case. Monday, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger himself an actor though never on "The Facts of Life," denied Tootie's request for clemency.

I have heard no word on Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett, and what if anything she has said about it.

Wasn't much of a fan of the show, but I know she affected many lives with her work... It's just so hard to believe celebrities can be killers.

Several usually fussy film critics have voiced their opinions about the new, "King Kong," film. I for one will wait until I've seen it to say how I feel about it.

Jeanie Moos, who I love, she's hysterical on CNN, took a copy of the movie and played it on a monitor for Apes to judge their reactions.

They puked their food in their hands and then ate it again!

It was so gross! Those Damn, dirty apes!

They complained later of the racist overtones the film has, but said it was Peter Jackson's best, not counting, "Heavenly Creatures."

They liked the "Creatures" in the title!

They asked about Peter Jackson's weight loss, then puked their food into their hands and ate it a third time.

Gross!

Okay, I've hit some sort of scary age...

How do I tell you about the phone call that just ended?

Well, let's see, about 20 years ago, I dated a really pretty, sweet and artistic chick. I was very excited about knowing and banging this girl because she could paint and she let me bang her.

The relationship should have continued but because she was hot, other hot girls thought that I must be a catch, so they hit on me. I enjoyed it, I'm not gonna lie about it. Nothing makes you sexy to girls like having other sexy girls hanging out with you, oh and maybe lots of money, too!

We dated for maybe six months, but they were great months! The thing is, her mom had a baby and we were at the hospital waiting and talking about our future. Didn't seem that I fit in with her plans. She wanted to settle down fast and have kids and I didn't want either of those things.

I held her little baby sister. New born baby all gooey...

Anyway, That little baby is now grown up and looked me up on the web. Since my number is posted here she called.

She was cleaning out her mom's house in the South and came across some writings her sister had made about me in letters to her mom. She said after reading these old letters of love she wondered what ever happened to me. So she looked me up online and has been reading these pages for a few months.

I picked up the phone because I was thinking it was the subscription department of the Fresno Bee calling again for the 1 millionth time and I was ready to goof on them.

We talked for about Twenty minutes. My x-girlfriend, her sister is married to a lawyer on a farm in upstate NY has 5 kids and still paints.

Now here's the funny part, this baby that I held in my hand is now grown up and in the Exotic Entertainment Industry as a dancer (stripper) in Phoenix.

Wow! Time flies!

Sadly, time flies...

Today was a sleepy day...

I just couldn't wake up. It was gloomy, cold, wet and dark. I don't know what it was like outside, that was just in my bed.

Listened to a lot of online radio. Heard KEXP, Old Time Radio Dramas on KIMB, then zoned out on Whitley Strieber's Dreamland and his guest Dr. Gary Schwartz, author of The Afterlife Experiments talk about Allison DuBois who NBC's popular show "Medium" is based on and how he has subjected her powers to rigorous scientific testing.

I fell asleep and that's the best show to sleep to, because you will have freaky dreams that you think are real!

In my dream, I met all sorts of dead people from my past and past life. There's always one woman who reoccurs in my dreams. She tells me we are soul-mates and that she waits for me on the otherside. She's beautiful, so much so that I weep and can't stand it when I wake.

Earlier in the dream some friends take me to a snowy mountain top where a UFO has crashes and slid off into a drift and gets covered in snow. We slide down the side of the mountain in the trail of the crash. I glide right up to the disc and stop myself with my feet against it's Blue Metal.

The hatch is open and it seems the occupants are frozen. They are little just like children and as I touch the arm of one feel myself falling from a great height. I am instantly feeling their crash, their fear, their pain. They are born in these discs. Grown in murky fluid that fills the ship. They are like seed pods blown from a dandelion, scattered across the sea of space. They know not from where or whom. They are alone. Know only what the ship holds. They are as afraid as new born babies.

The ship ruptures on the jagged peak of rock they hit and the fluid rushes out and gasping they choke and suffocate.

I wake up coughing and gagging.

I wonder what audio I have been hearing that induces that dream, because It seems so real.

I found, thanks to a friend, a Giant Book Sale! One of those here for a while stores set up to get rid of discarded remainders from other stores.

Picked up a good book by Marion Meade about Woody Allen called, "The Unruly Life of Woody Allen."

To commemorate the 70th birthday of Woody Allen, the BBC and David Baddiel looks at the early stand up career of the legendary film-maker and what impact Allen's stand up humour has had in the UK. Checkout, "Woody Allen: The Cabaret Years."

Been reading the book everywhere. Took it to Claim Jumpers. Sat alone in a booth with my fantastic Meat Loaf and Mashed Potatoes Dinner reading and taking notes. There's some great things in it like, in 1966 he moves into a six room apartment on 100 East Seventy-ninth Street for $900 a month!!!

Okay, that was '66, but with rent control someone could still be living there at that price!

The buyer of another apartment of Woody Allen�s, priced at $27 million, is Barry Volpert, a retired Goldman Sachs International managing director and partner. A broker close to the deal says Volpert paid about $25 million for the 22-room Georgian townhouse on East 92nd Street and Park Avenue, which Allen bought for $17.7 million in 1999 from investor George McFadden and his wife, Carol.

Look around my place, yeah it's big and it's a few hundred more than $900 but River Park is no Manhattan. Don't know why it fascinates me, but I love reading biographies and finding out what folks paid for on their rents and mortgages.

There was a recent Ghost Hunting show on the Travel Channel and the psychic said that this particular spirit still haunted the castle because he had the property at such a great deal and couldn't see letting it go.

I love nothing more going Ghost Hunting in old abandoned houses!

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than knowing I'm alive and they are dead!

When chicks come up to hold me because they are scared, I know I'm doing something right!

Recently, I journeyed into this old creepy place to shoot a movie and thought of you!

Watch this Quicktime movie to see how you can get chicks to wet themselves in real haunted houses, as I have!

Talk to any of my friends, and you're welcome to if you can find any and they'll tell you I love nothing more than working out!

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than making my body look hot! When chicks come up to me to slide their fingers under my shirt to feel my rock hard abs, I know I'm doing something right!

Recently, I needed a cutting board for an art project, couldn't find one of those to use under an x-acto blade, so I then realized I could use my hard flat abs as a surface for cutting mattes, cutting designs in glass and tile, and even slicing pork roast!

Today I ironed clothes on my stomach!

Watch this Quicktime movie to see how you can get as great a body as I have!

Work your Abs and Get Laid with Jerry Lentz!

In my spare time, which I have much of, I love to levitate!

Hell, Who doesn't?

I use to dream of being able to fly as a kid. Still do dream that I can hover in the air time to time, but one day when I was about 12 years old I woke up because I kept banging my head on the ceiling.

Ever since then I've been able to levitate when I put my mind to it. It is hard work and I am scared of heights, so I try not to do it outside.

Watch this Quicktime movie to see me float in the air with the Power of my Mind!

Ever walk into a room to get something and you forgot what you were in the room for?

Here's some things I've done in these last years that as they mount, I'm getting worried:

As I started to brush my teeth I squirted hand soap on my toothbrush instead of tooth paste.

Tried to start my car with my house keys.

Applied underarm deodorant while my shirt was on.

While reaching climax with an x-girlfriend accidently screamed out my mother's name.

And just tonight I made a sandwich and as I was pressing the slices together prepared to wash the deli meat off my hands. After washing I attempted to dry my hands with the sandwich I just made!

You should ready yourself to read this blog to me as we are becoming, "The Notebook."

Something gone wrong with my brain!

If I were on the air with a radio show, I would pull a prank by having a "King Kong" Premiere Party and when the people sat down to watch, It would be the original 1933 classic Kong!

How funny would that be?

They might just riot if I showed the Dino De Laurentis 1976 King Kong!

Still, it'd be funny... To me anyway!

I remember being in LA and standing in line to see "Monster's Ball" and seeing two lil' crying kids as the dad hauled them out thinking it was, "Monsters, Inc."

Been working on some Video Blogs, or actually Videocasts...

Like podcasts, but video.

Was shopping for some props and my favorite prop shop... The 99Cent Store!

How come there is no Cent symbol on my keyboard? Where do I find one? There's a Dollar sign, but no Cent?

And where is the Copyright C wrapped in a circle thing?

And where's that AE thing so I can correctly mention Aeon Flux, if I were to...?

Oh well, the 99Cent store didn't have the props I wanted anyway. But that's not stopping me from creating the most widely anticipated short videos readers with Quicktime have been waiting to see!

Besides, I think I look cool holding my camera!

Amazing Video of Mental Powers, right here on my page! Shockingly real!

You'll need Quicktime to see it, but this is just a small sample of what you could achieve under my training. I will select a few of my best students to assist me on secret missions around the globe. Our job is to battle our way through hordes of new enemies, and destroy them with our devastating new weapons!

Our MINDS!

To sign up, view the video and pass this info to as many new recruits as possible. When I receive a positive confirmation of appreciation from you, then we will proceed.

The Future is OURS!

A new month is here; My rent has gone up, because my lease is over and I'm going month to month as I'm too lazy to move out on time. Well, I have been sick...

Xmas is almost here and shopping needs to be done.

The New Year is on the way and new resolutions need to be figured out. Then ignored...

Time is flying by!

I almost killed myself today. I was making a peanut butter sandwich and I like my butter soft, so since I keep the Jiffy Creamy in the fridge, it's hard. I popped it in the microwave to give it a lil' heat.

I guess there was a little bit of the foil seal still stuck in the glue around the rim of the plastic jar. The microwave oven begins shooting lightning and plasma around inside. It was horrifying!

I was afraid to step near the oven to turn it off. It was so loud!

Finally, I sucked it up and jumped over and turned it off and the jar was so fried that the plastic had melted.

Didn't even need the knife, I just poured the peanut butter onto the bread... Nice!

Who knows what kind of radiation I have pumping through me...