It's a crowed cafe, you're alone at a table, a babe walks over and says, "Excuse me, is this seat taken?"

You're luck has changed, "No, it isn't!"

"Thanks!"

And they move the chair over to a table with happy attractive people, awkwardly leaving you by yourself at a table with no extra chairs.

Yes, it's a burn.

I love Thaila Zucchi, the Bunny Boiler! You just have to see this!

There's also a great classic Candid Camera about giving a lil' girl a tiara and then saying, "Oh sorry, we meant to give it to a pretty girl" they take it away to give to another lil' girl... brutal!

Did you see the one where they follow a sighted person and his trained guide dog and as he's at a light waiting at the crosswalk, they disconnect the dog from the leash and attach a trained pig? The look on his face when he reaches down to pet the dog, but it's a pig and it oinks, is priceless!

I hate when mean pranks are done to me, but if it's done with love, and sex is involved, it's nice!