Imagine a Family. The father likes science and wants to share that with his wife and kids. He takes the kids out on dangerous explorations. There's a Silver Flying Saucer! There's a stowaway!



Danger! Danger! TV Show Pilot!



Maybe parents will love their kids a lil' bit more, hug a lil' longer and make sure their garage built experimental flying saucer contraption is tethered more securely tonight.

This is so looking like a Reality TV Series Promotional idea to me. A stunt! Hoax! Great one, too! They were on Wife Swap and other shows! Remember Bart Simpson with the walkie-talkie down in the well?

Okay, let's be serious here, am I the only one let down by the balloon kid being found hiding in his attic like a lil' pussy boy? I say, let's get the villagers together and blow up another balloon and strap him to it by his ankles, along with his dad too!

What a waste of my loving heart! All that time worrying for nothing. What I wouldn't give to see helicopter footage of that lil' shits' flailing arms and legs in free fall from 15,000 ft.

Then, I need to see him passing through the rotating slicing blades of a military helicopter that was hovering far below his balloon. That would be awesome must see Tee Vee!

Okay, now I feel better.