I love hypnotizing women into falling in love with me!

When you look like me you have to use all sorts of evil powers to your advantage. If I was wealthy, I wouldn't need to be devious, but this starving artist lifestyle requires extreme measures if I'm to hold a beautiful warm nude body next to mine.

Sometimes when I have the Ladies over to my pad for wine and chocolate, I start off the evening with music like Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, or Ace Cannon.

I have candles and a small strobe light positioned behind my tall back Black leather chair set at a frequency of 10 Hz, the intermittent bursts of flash will leave the chick unaware of what is occurring to her and it will induce a hypnagogic state making it easier for me to remove her undergarments without resorting to the use of cash.

Once I went all out for a young lady I had seen in a fashion magazine and knowing that she was going to be in my apartment I wanted the full effect, so there wouldn't be a chance of her leaving without me getting my wick wet.

What did I do? Under my chair, which was elevated up an additional 8 inches on a platform to give her a sense of my power, I places a bowl of warm water and dropped a large cube of dry ice. It bubbled and fog rolled down from the platform steps.

It was very impressive!

Sitting in that chair in my smoking jacket, pipe in my mouth and fog rolling out from under me being back lit with the strobe light, I looked fucking awesome!

She immediately kicked off her shoes and was already peeling off her Stella McCartney, but I had to slow her down, because I was about to pop in my pants from just how hot it all was, so I got up to grab a journal of poems I had written. I guess I got up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat next to her on the step and read to her as she wiggled out of her panties.

I suppose I had put too much dry ice in the bowl and there was a lack of oxygen in the room because we both passed out. Thankfully sometime in the morning the central air kicked it and circulated enough air we came to.

We never did do it, but I got to see her pooty!

I guess what I want to impart to you that you shouldn't try this at home, I'm a professional. I've made mistakes in learning how to use the powers of the mind that I hope you never have to make. Sure it's fun! But dangerous, too. Hypnosis is amazing! Yes, sex with me is fantastic! I want you to be careful. You want it, too!