This is "Obesity Awareness Month" so let's get a large Papa John's Pizza for lunch and plan a meeting for dinner, say Wendy's to discuss how we are gonna celebrate!

Need to slim down if I'm to acquire my lair of sexy minions willing to do my bidding as part of my cult.

I get so hungry sometimes. A craving! Some void needs filling in my life, such as it is.

Just watched, "Let the Right One In" and damn that's a great movie!

I'm really living the Vampiric Life, minus the eternal youth, thirst for blood and Gothic Castle.