My Nephew's Wife confided in me she can't wait to be a MILF...
...and I needlessly pointed out she must have a baby first. It's sad that these barriers divide us from the status in which we wish to reside. She has a big fat dog that she loves, cares for and mothers, isn't that enough for her to be a MILF? She has the rest of the letters in the acronym!
Finally watched "The Wrestler," man that's some great film! Marisa and Mickey rocked that movie!
My brother discovered an old movie theatre for sale! I was fantasizing about buying it and wondered what old movies I'd play if I ran it. I used to work in the exhibition business. I don't mean I took off my clothes and danced around a pole, ya dirty bastard! The Motion Picture Exhibition Business! I managed several theatres and programmed midnight showings and festivals when I was young.
Maybe I'll play some old Hammer Films and have myself my own lil' Horror MILF Film Festival!
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