Me big fat head and Bumblebee at the Transformers Premiere in Hollywood! That movie is so HUGE I thought I'd better post some slim, but tangible thread that links me to it's amazing success.

So many Celebrity Deaths leads me to believe it's not the safest line of work.

With all this heat, I'm going to have to reschedule and relocate this porno shoot for tonight at my place in the cool air-conditioning, please confirm!

Woke up with a hangover, thought I might try going to a church, but then figured I'd have an H R Giger Day instead and stay in the a/c.

I'm wearing a sheet made into a toga, I'm eating sliced green apples, cheese and grapes! I wish I had some half naked handmaidens to feed me! Sundays are very nice, but the half naked handmaidens would rock it!

According to my Write or Die v2.0 Word Counter, since 6:32am I have written 6763 Words! Too bad they don't all fit together into pretty sentences.

I wrote about my new Paper PDA the other day and got a ton of curious messages, so for those who dig this kinda thing, here's this! Filmmakers will dig the Storyboard printout! My PDA is the index card model and it ROCKS! I was inputing some data just yesterday at a diner and the server asked about it. All the cool kids are using them! Hey, when Y3K hits and all the power is gone, we will rule the Earth!