If you've never had a chance to listen to my show on KXUS US97 because you're too far away, your truck only has 8-Track, you only listen to music on myspace profiles, or can't listen to the streaming audio because the Meth Lab or whorehouse you work in doesn't have DSL, here's a condensed version for your listening pleasure. Mind you, it's a bit dirty, so be careful!

But I'm only trying to turn you on...