Should be sleeping but the rain hitting the metal roof over my head and the noise from this severe thunderstorm we are experiencing has got me up.

Popped in "Factory Girl" and I'm watching it now. The power is going on and off, but my laptop battery is taking care of the DVD.

Stepped out onto the porch as lightning and thunder crash all around. The farm is completely lit up by the fireworks. Hope the new cows, the goats and the pigs are okay. I'd be a good farm boy and check on them, but the movie's got a good nude scene on pause and I'm barefooted. I wonder if it's safe for me to be barefooted in PJs outside. Then lightning strikes a tree.

Time to go in!!!

Got the munchies so bad and there's not a thing I can find. I usually have some snacks stashed to quell those late night hunger calls, but now I got nothing. I check my backpack and find some packets of these South Beach Living Granola Clusters I bought but hated. I should have known when I got a case on sale for $2.

However, now I find them delicious! Jesus, these are good! Only 130 Calories and 6Grams of Protein! I feel thin just typing this! I'm washing this dry sand-like mouthfuls of oats down with Minute Maid Country Style OJ straight from the carton.

Why can't I be like Andy Warhol? But you know, without the gay and dead part.

It's weird watching this because I used to have a very close friend that was Edie's boyfriend and is always mentioned in her biographies. He told me some real sad and horrible stories about their time together.

Drove past a wig shop the other day. I wonder if they have any White, or Gray Men's wigs that'll fit my big noggin? Need to change up my look from time to time. Be incognito sometimes. Everyday is Halloween, right?