My brother and his wife have pointed out something that seems to be a disturbing trend in these parts and I can't seem to shake the trauma it's causing me.

They were telling me about a women working the Drive-Thru of a local Sonic whose front teeth were rotted out and causing her to slobber as she took your money and served your food.

I thought they should be use to seeing such things and noted to them that's 45% of the people I come across here, being this is where cheap meth was invented. I hear meth either rots your teeth, or you get so high you forget proper dental hygiene.

So...

One day I went to Sonic. By shear happenstance my brother was in his car in front of me ordering his treats. I get to the window and there was a pretty girl, but with ROTTED TEETH!!!

I tried not to stare, but those blackened, cracked and jagged nubs pulled on my vision like a tractor beam drawing me near the Death Star. I handed her my debit card and as she said "Thank you" a glob of spit landed on my wrist.

I freaked!

I took my food, drink and card and left nauseous.

My brother later said, "See what we were taking about?"

Then tonight at another Sonic, a guy with the same thing going on in his mouth took my order... I should hook them up!

Sonic needs to improve their imaging, or offer Dental Insurance to their employees, cause I'm about to quit eating there!