I was talking with a server at one of my fav diners, telling her about "The Secret" and my experiences with manifesting shit into my life.

"Oh, that's weird. I use that, too!" she blurted in.

"Really? What have you got?" I asked.

She cocked her head, "Well, I sure don't have stinky armpits."

Huh?

Turns out she was talking about Secret the deodorant.