It was "Indy Day" for me as I alone went to brave the Great Missouri Unwashed to see this blockbuster.

I hate seeing movies alone, but I was ready for this.

Got the perfect seat! Right in the middle, one level up in the stadium seating all the leg room in the world.

Then a woman wheels in an older woman who is in some strange kinda wheelchair. It was like a Lifeguard hut on wheels! Her seat was up high. She has to climb up a few steps on the contraption to sit. She can't wheel herself around, someone has to push her. I've never seen anything like this one before. Maybe some sorta Hillbilly Wheelchair? Part grocery cart, part ladder, all retarded.

She gets parked right in front of me. Her head in right in the middle of the screen! There's no way they didn't know!

The place was filling up fast but I knew I needed to move. I did. Second row back from the screen at an angle. A neck cracking angle!

I didn't enjoy the movie at all!

I was bent up. My knees were jammed into the seat in front of me. I was surrounded by text messaging teens with their bright screens popping on all through the film.

It was horrible!

I bet the film is actually good... But I was in so much pain and so distracted, I couldn't tell.