These Mormon Guys sure got something going on!

These scary old farts must have some mighty powerful Seduction Skills to be getting these young hot girls in their, "long Little House on the Prairie dresses and makeover needing looks."

Those that don't have some goofy religion thing to back up their jive sometimes have to resort to locking the poor girl up in the fruit cellar and never letting her see the light of day. That can be good if you like porcelain skin or that Goth look!

Meeting girls should be easier than this!

I know I don't wanna be tied down and I don't wanna tie anyone down.

But I'm working on my own Sex Cult Religion idea, however it's hard to come up with one that doesn't sound too silly. Every time I start typing out ideas for my new church, I start giggling and can't stop.