My rash is still with me.
Thanks for the cards and letters!
Everyone tells me it's an allergy, or that I ate something that I'm allergic to, but the medicine I'm taking is for stress. Well, I've had that!
In Wal-Mart I found some Blue Gloves for exfoliating the skin, so I thought I'd get them and use their sandpaper-like abrasiveness and peel my friggin' flesh off!
I had them for a few days forgetting to take them into the shower with me, because frankly, it seems like a stupid and Gay idea.
However, the pain of the rash was so great I finally did it in a fit of rage!
Looking like a Michael Jackson/Smurph Imitator (Big Fat Blue Gloves) I soaped up and scraped all my skin to a Pink and slightly bleeding hue.
It really felt good!
I was and am still all tingly!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.


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