Here at The Lentz Compound there are only two channels of Tee Vee. This is due in part to the location, lack of cable or satellite line of sight, but mainly because they just don't make shows like, "MacGyver" anymore.

DVD viewing is acceptable as long as they are either Westerns or Hallmark Channel movies. If there is a flashback, voiceover, or some nonlinear element, FORGET IT!

I once showed them, "Fight Club" and heads almost exploded!

I was excited about watching the Oscars, but ABC is not one of the channels, so I shimmed up the antenna and twisted and turned it until ABC came in in near HD quality.

Jon Steward did his opening bit and just as they were announcing their first award, FFFFSSSSSSSHHHHHTTTTT! STATIC!

Image and signal lost!

No Oscars for me this year, I just went to bed.