I voiced the commercial for "'Pure Combat ‘Lights Out’, the next generation of mixed martial arts, as Scott Lighty battles Paul Mince in the main event, also on the card, John Reedy, Martin Bautista, David Granados, and more!!!"

Sorry, I was just using my "scary voice," as Stimpy say, "Now I want to say the funny words!"

I was out to dinner with Relation-in-Laws who are huge fans of these guys, but they just wouldn't believe I was the voice! No one could convince them... It was kinda weird.

I drank Margaritas made with Triple Sec, got drunk, then sick, then fever, then passed out.

Glad I wasn't driving.

Speaking of drinking, I'm such a light weight, I want to start drinking, but I don't know what kind?

I want something like you'd see a guy in an old film noir pour out of his flask after he ventilated a guy who just shot his partner. Any clues?

I want something to warm me up and something kinda sweet. Oh, and the bottle, I want to be able to carry it in my back pocket, too!