There sure a lot of Amish here!

I have nothing against them. Know little about them. They seem clean and nice to me.

They're every where here!

A guy I know here tells me they let the girls out for a year or so into the dirty world to see if she will stay with them or not. Then sometimes these girls go crazy with sex and stuff!

I've seen a couple like that. They will be dressed like fairly normal girls with t-shirts and jeans and they'll be hanging with their sisters and the sisters will be all decked out in Amishwear.

Another guy I met at FarmFest told me a joke that goes something like this (stop me if you've heard this before):

Amish Mother and Amish Daughter are riding in their horse drawn buggy in the cold Missouri morning air.

The daughter's hands are freezing.

"Mother, my hands are so cold, I can't feel them." she says.

"Daughter, take thee hands and place them between thee legs. Your legs will warm them."

She does and the warmth of her pale thighs warm her cold hands.

The next evening she is riding in another buggy with an Amish boy.

The boy says, "My, the air is so cold and my hands are so frozen, I can barely hold the reigns."

The Amish girl remembers what her mother taught her and says, "Why don't you put you hands between my legs and let my thighs warm them!"

He does and they are warm.

A few nights later they are riding in the buggy again.

"Oh my nose is so red and cold!" He says.

"I know! Why don't you put your nose between my legs?" She asks.

He places his nose between her legs and his nose is warmed.

The next night in the cold air she rides with him again.

"This air is so very cold, so cold in fact, I believe my penis is frozen stiff."

The next day the Daughter is riding in a buggy with her Mother.

"Mother, have you ever heard of a penis?" She asks.

The Mother shocked says, "Why yes daughter, why do you ask?"

The Daughter turns to her, "They sure to make a mess when you thaw them out, don't they?"