Spent $40 on a new membership to Sam's Club thinking it might make my life better.

The lady was telling me about the insurance they offer as she was taking my picture for the Photo ID on the card. I look sickly and very much in need of health insurance in the pic.

I bought nothing else, but the membership. The photo ruined my day.

Does Brad Pitt ever take a bad photo when he renews his Sam's Club Membership?

Got a flat on my car and went to Pep Boys where a beautiful woman helped me out by staying open until I could get a new tire. She was so cool! She knew all about cars, tools and had a great personality.

She asked all about me coming out here and asked things like, "Why?" She asked if I came alone or was seeing anyone. Then she said I should have no trouble meeting ladies as I was very handsome and had a great look. She actually said, "I love your look."

Stunned and flabbergasted I blurted out in desperation, "Well nigga write your number down!"

But she held up her hand to show me her ring.

Fuck!