Found out there is a HUGE Gay and Lesbian population here!
There's also a lot of horses, too!
I was at Steak n' Shake and a very young guy started hitting on me. I was at first disturbed, but after thinking about it for a while... He was hot (I think, I can imagine what a hot guy might look like, he was a mix of Sting and Brad Pitt) and seemed funny and nice, so I didn't get too upset.
Took it as a compliment!
It's nice to be wanted by someone!
A girl I've made friends with here told me she's a Lesbian. Not that you couldn't tell. She's like a Hispanic K.D. Lang. She told me she moved here from Texas, just for the Missouri Lesbians!
Who knew Missouri would have changed so much since I was a kid?
Or maybe they were hidden and not out back then, maybe it's a safer time now to be what you are.
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.


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