Been getting lots of emails from people back in California wonder when I'm going to come to my senses and go back.

Things said are like:

"Are you done yet?"

"What are you thinking?"

"Duuuuude!"

I like it here, so far and besides the ticks, the humidity, the snakes, the spiders, the hillbillies, the roadkill, the meth users, the women who have to squeeze out a baby every couple of days, the dirty people, the scary people, the wife beaters (not the shirts, but the guys that beat their wives), the racists, the toothless, the crazy drivers and stuff, I might stay.

Someone has to sell the tickets to the freakshow!