Some posts back, I was talking about song lyrics people mess up and the response was huge. People really identify with this subject. Here's two I like.

Jessica wrote:

RE: Misheard lyrics

I think the whole family has a hearing deficit, because Mom always thought the lyrics to the Pina Colada song said "If you like cheese enchiladas", because she did. When Jeremy and Jill were little they thought ELO's "Evil Woman" was "Weeble Woman" and they could totally relate. I'm sure I've got more somewhere in my cobwebby memory.

Rob wrote:

When I was young, I had a friend whose mother used to love CCR. We came in to hear her singing along to Stuck in Lodi. Her lyrics went as follows: "Oh Lord, Sucking on old Dianne..."

I rolled for a good 45 minutes with uncontrollable laughter. She had grown up with CCR and she didn't know the real lyrics? Wow.