My brother's farm and all over this area is infested with TICKS!!!

I can't stand it!

Blood Sucking Monsters!

Vampire-like insects that crawl on you and bury their tiny heads under your skin and bleed you dry while they gorge on your precious vino and other bodily fluids until they are fat and swollen and unable to drink no more.

I've discovered 11 ticks on me so far, while I've been here!

Late last night I found a tick sucking on me where no man should find something so hideous...

I dare not say...