It appears that I'm losing 2 and a half pounds a day!

And millions of brain cells!

I'm woozy.

I'd like to start eating healthy organic foods, but I'm fantasizing about cheeseburgers and all manner of things deep fried.

I'd eat my foot deep fried at this point.

I dreamed about hushpuppies last night. Not the shoes, but those fried balls of heaven my mom made with catfish!

MMmmm.