Tonight at midnight I begin my monthlong fast, that means all day today I need to pack and shovel in all the food I can find.

I need to run and get the supplies needed to keep this fast healthy and manageable. Must have lots of water. Lemon juice. Maple syrup, grade A dark amber. Cayenne pepper. Vitamins. And lots of babywipes to keep my bottom fresh and smooth and stinky free with all hot and spicy water I will be shooting out of my ass for the next 31 days!

Please pray for me, Jesus would!