My new car blows!

The radio keeps freaking!

It rattles like a whole bunch of shit is loose!

Girls with abs as tight as the skin stretched over my skull, keep checking under the hood.

It unfolds into some kinda pussy Iron Giant named, "Bumblebee"...?

But I have to say, It sure has pretty cute eyes!

Dang, Is my head huge or what? I try and take a picture of the car to prove to you I was there and my noggin' blocks the view. Sorry. I've had to live with it, now you live with it!