I need to find a way to bring more money into my life!

Not a whole lot of money, just a comfortable amount to live on.

But I also need to find a way to find someone who will buy me a mansion in the Hollywood Hills and give it to me for free, because that small amount money I'm going to be living on in the sentence above ain't gonna cut it with my spendy lifestyle.

I don't want to be greedy when I pray to God and the baby Jesus, and I think asking for money from them is so uncouth, so instead I pray for a way to get what I need for free in the form of gifts and finding things that have fallen off the truck.

Used to be, I thought that instead of asking for a treasure, if I asked for a treasure map instead... See what I'm saying?