Today is my Mom's B'Day! I wish she was still alive so I could tell her I love her and then give her a spankin'!

I know you are Mother-ed Out from Yesterday, but I still have some thoughts:

I wish I had a scan of some pictures of my mom, cause I think she was beautiful!

When I was in the 2nd Grade she and I lived alone together due to some kinda Witness Relocation Program and one night while I was sleeping, I came to because the bathroom light was in my eyes and I saw my mom getting ready for bed. She was nude from the waist up and had the nicest breasts I had ever seen.

She wasn't Asian and she wasn't jumping around in a bikini, but I'll use this image as a reference for you to visualize what those breasts might have looked like to a small boy.

She told me years later she never breast fed me. I didn't take it badly. She said some children do. She told me about a time when I had a Nanny and she came home from a business meeting and found the Nanny breastfeeding me. She said she became very upset. Later I found out that my Nanny was a man.

Just kidding. My Nanny was Black. So that's why I'm so Chocolate!

I always thought it was special that my Mom was born in May and so was I. She's a Taurus and I'm a Gemini, but I don't believe in Astrology too much. Yet, according to leading World scientists, people born in May are Awesome!

Remember my BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP! The 29th of this month, so hurry! Get me something!

My remote was buried under my laundry and I couldn't change the channel, it's not because I'm too fat and lazy to walk over to it, it's one of those sets that has to have the remote, I think. Anyway, I had to listen to Glenn Beck on CNN do his thing on Michael Moore regarding "Sicko" and taking sick 9/11 workers to Cuba to get medical treatment. Beck must have said "Fat" or things to that affect a hundred times in his monologue. I guess that's as far as his research went on Moore.

When my mother died from cancer, I actually was relieved to see her pain from chemotherapy end. It was long and painful. Anyone who has lost a loved one to illness wonders why isn't there a cure yet? You're telling me that with all our technology, we're not finding cures like they did in the early part of the 20th Century? Have you seen a cure for any illness or disease in your lifetime? Is there any hope in finding a cure for diseases? Why would the drug companies want to cure an illness when there is no money in it? If we find cures for illnesses then the big pharmaceutical companies that create drugs to ease our pain and help deal with the disease would go bankrupt. Finding cures for disease would greatly hurt our economy by eliminating the need for the multi billion dollar drug industry.

I wish "Fat" was as offensive as racial slurs so I could get a group together and get Glenn Beck fired like Imus and the numerous others.

Ever notice how many pharmaceutical companies advertise on the News? Think Michael Moore and "Sicko" will get fair and balanced coverage?