It's so weird, I know so many people who are on their "periods" right now, at the same time!

I say, "People" because I don't want any of the "girls" to be offended.

It's been a true horror show!

You can't say or do anything right around any of them!

One of my favorite waitresses comes over and sits with me and tells me how much "Flow" she's having as I started to order. People love to open up and tell me private things like this.

So, I start calling her "Flo" like the waitress on the old TV show, "Alice."

And she starts crying.