It's a fact, Cats are insane!

It's been stated by science and you can't argue with that!

THIS cat is Satanic!

Been living with some cats lately, and even though I'm HIGHLY allergic to them, it has been entertaining! I've been studying and reading up on cats and learning how to care for them. If your cat has drowned, here's what you have to do!


Fire Alarms went off at an eardrum piercing volume and we had to evacuate, I couldn't wrangle all three cats!

I didn't know what to do?

I had one in its carrying cage, but the other two hide in fear of their lives. I tried and tried!

If the elevators failed and the stairs were filled with choking smoke and all the floors below were consumed by flames, Do I want these babies stuck in their cages with me dead, or jumping to my death?

No. I think they should fend for themselves!

Or, I hold them close to my body and use them to cushion my fall as I jump to my death...