Here I'm waiting to be launched into space with the girls next door.

I hear it's a Blue Moon tonight. Not sure what it all means. I know that I sleep horribly during a full moon.

Tonight ended with me being drunk again at Hooters in Burbank. I'm drunk as I tpye this, as you can see. Drinking is expensive. I hate it!

I need more money!

Don't want to blow what little I have unless it's something mind altering. It would be great to get real true LSD like they had in the 60s. Once it was legal and even little kids used it.

I'd like to know if this hot looking bird jumped out a window, or is still alive and doing well.

Or this cat, who is said to later have had a great career in Jazz.

I only want my mind to expand because my head is so huge. I thought about getting an Indiana Jones hat at Disneyland, but hats my size are cost prohibitive. On the Space Mountain ride, I felt my brain rolling around the inside of my skull. If I could expand my mind I feel there'd be less room for it to roam.

I think anyway...