
Word is still hitting the street that I'm dead.
Some people just stopped coming to this site after I posted the April Fool's death notice. The Hits and numbers in my website's stats dropped horribly!
Almost daily I get an email from someone that says, "What? You're alive?"
Some have even said, "What? You're... you're not dead, yet?"
Nice.
Even one of my favorite sites Groovy Age of Horror mentioned surprise over me still breathing. To celebrate, I guess, they even linked to me!
Please link to me and let everyone know, I'm still alive! Help bring me back to life!
It's Alive! It's Alive!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.


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