There is no picture to post today because today is a sad day...
My favorite camera broke today.
I've used it a lot. It's been great! It's been like a best friend.
It's helped me through my shyness. I can focus on the picture taking and remove myself from the awkwardness of the situation.
I don't have to look someone in the eye. My camera could do that!
I don't have to get repulsed snapping a pic from my car window of the fatal car crash I pass on the road.
I don't have to stare when I'm taking a picture of someone undressing. I can stare at the viewfinder.
You dear camera, fit as perfectly in my hand as you did strapped to my shoe for those sweet upskirt shots I took on the escalator at the mall.
I will miss you my dear friend, rest in peace.
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.


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