My head is throbbing and pounding!

Will be feeling better soon, because I will be watching a DVD of "The Secret" and I'm ready for my life to be changing.

Started taking my new antibiotics and my stomach is cramping, but I know something powerful is at work. There are so many things I want to tell you, but I can't right now. Just wait a little bit!

Names are pouring in from smart and funny people around the world who want to win at naming my parasite!

What name are you adding? I will collect all the names and pull the winning name out of the toilet bowl! Hurry and get your Winning name in!