Money is pouring down on me from the ceiling!

I step outside and it falls from the sky!

First, it was paper money, large bills, then as I got more and more excited, Gold coins and Gold bars fell from the clouds knocking me out. I was hospitalized.

Then a crowd took all the cash laying around, but I know I can get more!

Cause I got the book The Secret! I don't sweat life's troubles, cause I also use Secret deodorant!