I've become addicted to the House Spicy Chicken at Pick Up Stix!

I love when they call my number, "Numba Sissy Nigh!"

Strangely, with my illness, it's the only thing my stomach seems to hold down without throwing up, or shooting out of my ass like a Roman Candle.

I'm starting a couple new diets that was suggested by two people that think they are Doctors. One of the diets is called, "The Bratz Diet" and I think it stands for; Bread, Rice, Applesauce, Toast, and Zuccini. Then you get a big head, big eyes and dress like a teen slut like those dolls, I guess.

Then there's "The Secret Diet" based on the bestselling book and I think it's Soup, Eggs, Cheese, Radish, Endive and Turnips... I don't remember if that's right, or not. But if you are focused on being fat, you'll never lose weight!

You must be grateful for being a tubby bitch, then the Universe will reward you with a smoking hot body!

Soon, my Diet Book will be available!