I wish I had a cubicle job, now!

Dang, You know I'd bust some spud in some somebitch's ass!

I was a witness (via audio/screaming in the parking garage) to a murder in the apartment complex I was visiting.

Rock dude kills Girlfriend's ex-dude, band more popular than ever!

It's all over the News!

Rock Music does hurt people, Rock People hurt people!

The band, Mest was even the profile song on my Myspace page for a few days... That's so random!

Never let your ex-girlfriend date a musician! Cause her man may kill you in a parking garage!