Happy St. Patty's Day!

I didn't realize it was coming up so I didn't plan anything. I didn't get any new Green clothes to wear. Didn't write any limmericks.

Two friends both tried to find a McDonald's that had Shamrock Shakes and they were told they didn't have them any more... Is that right? Has times changed THAT much?

Is nothing sacred?

My eyes are Green, so that gets me out of pinching, but the drugs I'm taking are changing my urine to a slight greenish tint... Is that healthy?

I wonder if I'm changing on a cellular level?

What is happening to me genetically?

I dreampt I became a shrinky-dink person like in "Phantasm" and I was all evil and I kept splitting and dividing like bacteria until I was legion.

Was all sweaty when I woke up.

Gross!

I can't help it, I'm sick!