Haven't been feeling well.

Believe I have a relapse of the Norwalk virus. Yes it is fun, thanks for asking.

When I have explosive diarrhea, cold chills, the sweats and projectile vomiting, I can't stand people questioning me on how I feel.

I know I'm irritable when I feel bad, but seriously my head is throbbing and I don't need the third degree.

Let me just say, I don't feel good, now shut the hell up with your questions and let me die in peace.

Oh, can you run by the store and pick me up some toilet paper?