This is Princess Kendall!

She was trying to watch some crappy CGI Animated Puppet Show while I was talking to her and even though this pose is good, she did it in a moment of anger because I was ruining her Tee Vee Time.

She is a fussy child! She feels ignored now that her baby brother gets all the attention and is so very much more enjoyable to be around than her.

She acts like she loves him, but I see her planning and scheming ways to destroy him.

I believe she will rebel as a teen, become very goth and possibly commit horrible crimes against man. She might become a terrorist!

Okay, she's evil! NO WAY AROUND IT!

Maybe that sounds horrible of me to say, but if you can get a few drinks in her mom (and believe me THAT is easy to do) she'll spill the beans that this cute lil' girl is E. V. I. L.!