This is Jennifer, my niece!

This is moments before she got her drunk on!

I'm surprised I remember taking this picture, because I already had my drunk on!

Still, the picture is in focus, thank you.

We were celebrating my nephew Jeremy's graduation from college! MSU, Missouri State University was once know as SMU, SMSU, SUM and USM, now those old college t-shirts are worth almost nuthin' on eBay. It's good that Jeremy's Doctor's Degree in Computer Science has MSU stamped on it, because everyone that graduated before with another acronym will find their diplomas worthless.

I would have posted a picture of Jeremy, but all his pics were out of focus and besides, I think Jennifer is kinda hot for a teen mom who has been knocked up twice already.

I know, I know...

It's wrong to say she's "hot" but I'm thinking of you dear reader, you and your needs.

And I was thinking about how many Hits her bikini pics will bring to this sweet sweet website of mine!