This is a cemetary down the road from where I'm staying. I hear people are dying to get in there!

As my luck would have it; As you can see... Snow and Ice!

Missouri was hit with the worst weather on Record!

I asked about this and a weather guy at the NBC affiliate KY3 said they don't use records anymore, but they use CDs...

We got 3 inches of ice and 17 inches of snow!

I'm outside of a McDonald's using their WiFi and it's 23 DeesDegrees right now!

I had the Manager walk out to my car the other day asking what I was doing sitting in my car using my laptop. I told him I was using their WiFi and he had no idea what that was...

"Can I git that Hi-Fi Enter Net on my truck radio?" He asked.

"When ever I kill a deer and git er up on my truck hood, my MF radio gits better conception! Is that because the antlers are like an antenna?" He when on...

I LOVE IT HERE!

I'm gonna start a cult!