Oh my goodness!

It's almost time to set cookies out with a glass of milk for Santa! Boy, I hope I get something good this year. I've been a very good person and I just know I deserve something wonderful for all my suffering.

Remember, if you can't figure out what to get me and you can't get around to writing me a nice email, or leave a sweet comment on Myspace, Why don't you just click the Make a Donation button on the left and send me some money.

Money is sometimes best!

I was watching Joel Osteen and his smoking hot wife on Larry King and he pretty much believes God wants us to be rich. I starting thinking about it and I feel maybe God wants me flush, too. I think if God wants me to have it all, why would you want to prevent God from that?

I dreamed God wants you to give to me so I can give 10 Percent to others. I want to help others. I want to set up a nice non-profit to help others less fortunate than me after you give me what God wants you to give me. I'll make sure I get a nice consulting fee from the non-profit that will be tax exempt, of course.

I want to be like Bono.

You know God really digs Bono and Oprah!

Help me be like them!

Here's a Wish List to give you some ideas:

I want a cool tailored suit.

A new car.

A house in the mountains.

Laser Hair Removal.

Some Cosmetic Surgery.

A personal trainer.

A 4 Wheel Drive.

New shoes. (size 13)

Or just send me some cash.

I hope you have a Great Christmas and get cool things and learn a valuable lesson that will change your life and the life of those around you for the better.

I hope you will be better to yourself this year and I hope most of all you will be better to me!