Merry Xmas!!!

I'm having a hard time sleeping before having to get up early and getting on my brother's farm at 7am because I'm thinking about Scarlett playing Pussycat Doll and me stuffing her stocking!

I keep jolting awake every few minutes to check if it's really happening...

I think I got some good gifts, well, got good gifts for everyone else. I'll be sure to see what my family got me from the Dollar General store, or what things they found on the side of the road after some tornado.

Really, I just want you to be happy and know that just because I don't write back to you, or call you back, or kiss you on the lips, or have sex with you, or drink out of your straw, or listen to you when you blather on about shit I don't care about, or help you with things around the house, or repair things that just need to be thrown away, or shower with you, or watch crappy Hollywood movies you like, doesn't mean I don't want to hang out with you and your stupid friends, or kids, or pets, or family.