I have received numerous complaints recently about my postings!

People doing searches for photographs of Brittany Spears' lady business and then coming to my site only to be disappointed by a hog slaughtering video...

This is for you!

Haven't we all seen it before? Or was that Paris Hilton's? Still, I enjoy any photo of a hot chick looking like she just sat in some gum.

Several girls I've been intimate with in the past have come forward to ask me via email, what I think about Brittany's snatch being all shaven and smooth like a Barbie doll?

Every single one of the gals has an agenda, because I let them know early on in the relationship that this trend of shaving the Bush completely away borders near the creepy land of pedophilia.

I'm not saying that I want to explore the jungle, follow a treasure trail, or bang a broad that looks like she's sitting on Buckwheat's shoulders, but I do enjoy a nice manicured lawn and a landing strip.

Maybe I'm old school?

Maybe it's because in my early stages of sexual education all my porn was hand me downs from the '70s back when they were on beta tapes and the packaging for the videoboxes were the size of tombstones.

Maybe I love the dark triangle? It's something I can focus on. Aim for. Lose all navigational systems, crash my fighter into, be reported missing in action never to be seen again...