Tom Jones used to have girls throwing their panties to him on stage...

I found these thongs on my Welcome mat!

I seriously doubt some young attractive girl was sending a message. I wish that were the case, boy, do I wish that were the case!

I believe the these were dropped coming back from the laundry room. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking why couldn't they have been dropped going to the laundry room?

I suppose they could have, but they smelled so clean and fresh and felt so soft, I doubt they were dirty.