My friend Yuly just delivered her sister's baby after 3 days in labor!

As you can see, she's tuckered out!

But the pressure is on for her to have a baby now after all the girls have already had theirs.

Yuly said, "You should be glad you are a man!" Because squeezing out babies isn't fun.

I like the idea of making babies, though. The process. Rarely do I ever get serious practice time other than with just myself. I doubt I'd know what to do without having some porn to look at while I'm pleasing the lady.

Every where I go, people are sneezing and coughing, so I grabbed my Airborne and thought I'd just take some just in case.

I shook out the orange tablet to drop into a bottle of Arrowhead water, but it was too big to fit through the bottle top. I tried to snap it in two, but it was too small to get a grip on.

I thought for a moment and then bit into it just to break it, but it shattered into powder in my mouth and began fizzing like some demonic Alka-Seltzer!

I didn't know what to do!

It was foaming out of my mouth all over my shirt and floor. I caught a glimpse in the mirror and now I know what I'm gonna go as for Halloween!