Living in the 818 can be so cool, because people you casually know and maybe see every day, can be porn stars!

Sometimes people you meet at a party will confide in you after a few drinks that they paid the bills doing dirty business. Even the girl taking your order at Jamba Juice may have discovered an easier and quicker way to pay off her student loan.

Attractive people have it so easy!

If you look like me and can't pay the bills, don't even consider it.

Many times, you find out a friend's younger sister is doing adult film work and it pains you to even imagine her stripping down, but you race home to search the Internet anyway.

How many times at the office has a female co-worker confided in you, that she's discovered the receptionist has appeared on a few adult DVDs? You know she was supposed to kept it a secret, but some women can be so mean to other women.

I've even pointed out to friends, people we both know whose nude photos and videos I own, but they refuse to believe it because people can look completely different when they are nude and making funny faces.