Finally, I have made it into the LA Weekly!

I was drinking heavily at Chevy's with a friend and picked up an LA Weekly to see what movies I wouldn't go to, even if you were paying me.

Then I drank more.

I had to tell my friend, that I'm not a drinker, it's very rare to see me with a drink. Usually my glass is empty when you see me.

At home in the bathroom, because the Chevy's Margarita had taken advantage of and even tried to rape my bladder, I noticed my words, then my name in this week's LA Weekly!

I'm so famous!

It made me want to celebrate! But I had already drank too much...

Oh well, the act of creation should be celebration enough for me and being a published writer is an immense accomplishment!

I soon hope the work I do for LA Weekly will not only provide me with a comfortable living, but also feed me creatively.

Jerry Lentz in LA Weekly!